1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write %26quot;for sensual massage.%26quot;
3. Specify that your drive-through order is %26quot;to go.%26quot;
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of %26quot;Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip...%26quot;
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. %26lt;
7. Speak only in a %26quot;robot%26quot; voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will %26quot;swipe your grub%26quot;.
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog %26quot;Dog.%26quot;
15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions %26quot;to keep them tuned up.%26quot;
16. Reply to everything someone says with %26quot;that's what YOU think.%26quot;
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your %26quot;astronaut training.%26quot;
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for %26quot;violating your airspace%26quot;.
19. Forget the punch line to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a %26quot;real hoot.%26quot;
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and %26quot;cc:%26quot; them to your boss.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a %26quot;spider person.%26quot;
26. Finish all your sentences with the words %26quot;in accordance with the prophesy.%26quot;
27. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and %26quot;accidentally%26quot; flip the ink cartridge across the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Co sell voice.
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you %26quot;like it that way.%26quot;
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
38. Sew anti-theft detector strips into peoples backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for random times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a %26quot;croaking%26quot; noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
48. Tape pieces of %26quot;Sweating to the Oldies%26quot; over climactic parts of rental movies.
49. Wear your pants backwards.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
51. Begin all your sentences with %26quot;ooh la la!%26quot;
52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
53. only type in lowercase.
54. don’t use any punctuation either
55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write %26quot;X - BURIED TREASURE%26quot; in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: %26quot;Do you hear that?%26quot; %26quot;What?%26quot; %26quot;Never mind, its gone now.%26quot;
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
65. Demand that everyone address you as %26quot;Conquistador.%26quot;
66. At the Laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67. When Christmas caroling, sing %26quot;Jingle Bells, Batman smells%26quot; until physically restrained.
68. Wear a cape that says %26quot;Magnificent One.%26quot;
69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and taWich is the most anoying?
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Thursday, September 22, 2011
101 Ways to Annoy People.?
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write %26quot;for sensual massage.%26quot;
3. Specify that your drive-through order is %26quot;to go.%26quot;
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of %26quot;Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip...%26quot;
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. %26lt;
7. Speak only in a %26quot;robot%26quot; voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will %26quot;swipe your grub%26quot;.
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog %26quot;Dog.%26quot;
15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions %26quot;to keep them tuned up.%26quot;
16. Reply to everything someone says with %26quot;that's what YOU think.%26quot;
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your %26quot;astronaut training.%26quot;
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for %26quot;violating your airspace%26quot;.
19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a %26quot;real hoot.%26quot;
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and %26quot;cc:%26quot; them to your boss.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a %26quot;spider person.%26quot;
26. Finish all your sentences with the words %26quot;in accordance with the prophesy.%26quot;
27. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and %26quot;accidentally%26quot; flip the ink cartridge across the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you %26quot;like it that way.%26quot;
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for random times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a %26quot;croaking%26quot; noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
48. Tape pieces of %26quot;Sweating to the Oldies%26quot; over climactic parts of rental movies.
49. Wear your pants backwards.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
51. Begin all your sentences with %26quot;ooh la la!%26quot;
52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
53. only type in lowercase.
54. dont use any punctuation either
55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write %26quot;X - BURIED TREASURE%26quot; in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: %26quot;Do you hear that?%26quot; %26quot;What?%26quot; %26quot;Never mind, its gone now.%26quot;
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
65. Demand that everyone address you as %26quot;Conquistador.%26quot;
66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67. When Christmas caroling, sing %26quot;Jingle Bells, Batman smells%26quot; until physically restrained.
68. Wear a cape that says %26quot;Magnificent One.%26quot;
69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk101 Ways to Annoy People.?
72. Fart consistently w/o apologizing or warning your surrounding
73. Every time you come across someone, give them a sarcastic smile and show them a %26quot;loser%26quot; sign.
74. When you come across someone and once you establish eye contact, spit in disgust
75. In a grocery store, your turn to pay at the counter, if there is a huge line behind, slide your card for debit and don't go through the all process, cancel when it says %26quot;amount correct%26quot;, do it many many times till you piss off the clerk and the people behind you. Don't let the clerk help you, get irritated and tell the clerk you really know how to do it.
76. Scratch your butt crack and smell it in public
that's it for now!101 Ways to Annoy People.?
funny!
answer mine?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AtFjAqwGrUzs.KF.HcFfV5Dsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20090508081224AA8Mg93101 Ways to Annoy People.?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AmNncGLupKEHM2QOEi1.AGfsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20090508092830AAC83yQ101 Ways to Annoy People.?
4 and 5 are hilarious....70-so irritating101 Ways to Annoy People.?
LOOOL XD101 Ways to Annoy People.?
72. Ask the same question over and over again....101 Ways to Annoy People.?
lol i like the long joke 1 and the prophecy 1. it wud be soo annoyin. lol :)101 Ways to Annoy People.?
GOOD GOD, BARBIE!! WAS THIS BOOK NECESSARY?101 Ways to Annoy People.?
Hey you did 47
Those were hilarious.
We need the rest, I loooved it.101 Ways to Annoy People.?
Lol
:oD101 Ways to Annoy People.?
I LOVE these types of things. :D101 Ways to Annoy People.?
Wheres the rest of them? Ahhhh this is dooped!101 Ways to Annoy People.?
No that is only 71101 Ways to Annoy People.?
cool101 Ways to Annoy People.?
those are all annoying because they are so stupid and a lot just don't even make sense...101 Ways to Annoy People.?
Number one should be: %26quot;being a liberal%26quot;
Check my link. I disagree with their 1 pick, I think Nancy Pelosi is the most disgusting, annoying and nasty person in the country. They have her at 5.101 Ways to Annoy People.?
These gave me a much needed lol!
I was laughing so hard my mum thought i was having some sort of fit and came rushing upstairs.
72. When someone is having a phone conversation, sit next to them and answer all the questions they ask the person on the phone.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write %26quot;for sensual massage.%26quot;
3. Specify that your drive-through order is %26quot;to go.%26quot;
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of %26quot;Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip...%26quot;
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. %26lt;
7. Speak only in a %26quot;robot%26quot; voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will %26quot;swipe your grub%26quot;.
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog %26quot;Dog.%26quot;
15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions %26quot;to keep them tuned up.%26quot;
16. Reply to everything someone says with %26quot;that's what YOU think.%26quot;
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your %26quot;astronaut training.%26quot;
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for %26quot;violating your airspace%26quot;.
19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a %26quot;real hoot.%26quot;
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and %26quot;cc:%26quot; them to your boss.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a %26quot;spider person.%26quot;
26. Finish all your sentences with the words %26quot;in accordance with the prophesy.%26quot;
27. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and %26quot;accidentally%26quot; flip the ink cartridge across the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you %26quot;like it that way.%26quot;
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for random times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a %26quot;croaking%26quot; noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
48. Tape pieces of %26quot;Sweating to the Oldies%26quot; over climactic parts of rental movies.
49. Wear your pants backwards.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
51. Begin all your sentences with %26quot;ooh la la!%26quot;
52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
53. only type in lowercase.
54. dont use any punctuation either
55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write %26quot;X - BURIED TREASURE%26quot; in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: %26quot;Do you hear that?%26quot; %26quot;What?%26quot; %26quot;Never mind, its gone now.%26quot;
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
65. Demand that everyone address you as %26quot;Conquistador.%26quot;
66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67. When Christmas caroling, sing %26quot;Jingle Bells, Batman smells%26quot; until physically restrained.
68. Wear a cape that says %26quot;Magnificent One.%26quot;
69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk101 Ways to Annoy People.?
72. Fart consistently w/o apologizing or warning your surrounding
73. Every time you come across someone, give them a sarcastic smile and show them a %26quot;loser%26quot; sign.
74. When you come across someone and once you establish eye contact, spit in disgust
75. In a grocery store, your turn to pay at the counter, if there is a huge line behind, slide your card for debit and don't go through the all process, cancel when it says %26quot;amount correct%26quot;, do it many many times till you piss off the clerk and the people behind you. Don't let the clerk help you, get irritated and tell the clerk you really know how to do it.
76. Scratch your butt crack and smell it in public
that's it for now!101 Ways to Annoy People.?
funny!
answer mine?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AtFjAqwGrUzs.KF.HcFfV5Dsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20090508081224AA8Mg93101 Ways to Annoy People.?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AmNncGLupKEHM2QOEi1.AGfsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20090508092830AAC83yQ101 Ways to Annoy People.?
4 and 5 are hilarious....70-so irritating101 Ways to Annoy People.?
LOOOL XD101 Ways to Annoy People.?
72. Ask the same question over and over again....101 Ways to Annoy People.?
lol i like the long joke 1 and the prophecy 1. it wud be soo annoyin. lol :)101 Ways to Annoy People.?
GOOD GOD, BARBIE!! WAS THIS BOOK NECESSARY?101 Ways to Annoy People.?
Hey you did 47
Those were hilarious.
We need the rest, I loooved it.101 Ways to Annoy People.?
Lol
:oD101 Ways to Annoy People.?
I LOVE these types of things. :D101 Ways to Annoy People.?
Wheres the rest of them? Ahhhh this is dooped!101 Ways to Annoy People.?
No that is only 71101 Ways to Annoy People.?
cool101 Ways to Annoy People.?
those are all annoying because they are so stupid and a lot just don't even make sense...101 Ways to Annoy People.?
Number one should be: %26quot;being a liberal%26quot;
Check my link. I disagree with their 1 pick, I think Nancy Pelosi is the most disgusting, annoying and nasty person in the country. They have her at 5.101 Ways to Annoy People.?
These gave me a much needed lol!
I was laughing so hard my mum thought i was having some sort of fit and came rushing upstairs.
72. When someone is having a phone conversation, sit next to them and answer all the questions they ask the person on the phone.
Ways to annoy people?
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write %26quot;for sensual massage.%26quot;
3. Specify that your drive-through order is %26quot;to go.%26quot;
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of %26quot;Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip...%26quot;
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.
7. Speak only in a %26quot;robot%26quot; voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will %26quot;swipe your grub%26quot;.
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog %26quot;Dog.%26quot;
15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions %26quot;to keep them tuned up.%26quot;
16. Reply to everything someone says with %26quot;that's what YOU think.%26quot;
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your %26quot;astronaut training.%26quot;
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for %26quot;violating your airspace%26quot;.
19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a %26quot;real hoot.%26quot;
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and %26quot;cc:%26quot; them to your boss.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a %26quot;spider person.%26quot;
26. Finish all your sentences with the words %26quot;in accordance with the prophesy.%26quot;
27. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and %26quot;accidentally%26quot; flip the ink cartridge across the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you %26quot;like it that way.%26quot;
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
38. Sew anti-theft detector strips into peoples backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for random times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a %26quot;croaking%26quot; noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
48. Tape pieces of %26quot;Sweating to the Oldies%26quot; over climactic parts of rental movies.
49. Wear your pants backwards.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
51. Begin all your sentences with %26quot;ooh la la!%26quot;
52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
53. only type in lowercase.
54. dont use any punctuation either
55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write %26quot;X - BURIED TREASURE%26quot; in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: %26quot;Do you hear that?%26quot; %26quot;What?%26quot; %26quot;Never mind, its gone now.%26quot;
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
65. Demand that everyone address you as %26quot;Conquistador.%26quot;
66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67. When Christmas caroling, sing %26quot;Jingle Bells, Batman smells%26quot; until physically restrained.
68. Wear a cape that says %26quot;Magnificent One.%26quot;
69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk tWays to annoy people?
lol!! these are funny.!!Ways to annoy people?
stareWays to annoy people?
These may become useful
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write %26quot;for sensual massage.%26quot;
3. Specify that your drive-through order is %26quot;to go.%26quot;
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of %26quot;Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip...%26quot;
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.
7. Speak only in a %26quot;robot%26quot; voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will %26quot;swipe your grub%26quot;.
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog %26quot;Dog.%26quot;
15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions %26quot;to keep them tuned up.%26quot;
16. Reply to everything someone says with %26quot;that's what YOU think.%26quot;
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your %26quot;astronaut training.%26quot;
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for %26quot;violating your airspace%26quot;.
19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a %26quot;real hoot.%26quot;
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and %26quot;cc:%26quot; them to your boss.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a %26quot;spider person.%26quot;
26. Finish all your sentences with the words %26quot;in accordance with the prophesy.%26quot;
27. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and %26quot;accidentally%26quot; flip the ink cartridge across the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you %26quot;like it that way.%26quot;
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
38. Sew anti-theft detector strips into peoples backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for random times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a %26quot;croaking%26quot; noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
48. Tape pieces of %26quot;Sweating to the Oldies%26quot; over climactic parts of rental movies.
49. Wear your pants backwards.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
51. Begin all your sentences with %26quot;ooh la la!%26quot;
52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
53. only type in lowercase.
54. dont use any punctuation either
55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write %26quot;X - BURIED TREASURE%26quot; in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: %26quot;Do you hear that?%26quot; %26quot;What?%26quot; %26quot;Never mind, its gone now.%26quot;
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
65. Demand that everyone address you as %26quot;Conquistador.%26quot;
66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67. When Christmas caroling, sing %26quot;Jingle Bells, Batman smells%26quot; until physically restrained.
68. Wear a cape that says %26quot;Magnificent One.%26quot;
69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk tWays to annoy people?
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1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write %26quot;for sensual massage.%26quot;
3. Specify that your drive-through order is %26quot;to go.%26quot;
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of %26quot;Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip...%26quot;
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. %26lt;
7. Speak only in a %26quot;robot%26quot; voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will %26quot;swipe your grub%26quot;.
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog %26quot;Dog.%26quot; 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions %26quot;to keep them tuned up.%26quot;
16. Reply to everything someone says with %26quot;that's what YOU think.%26quot;
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your %26quot;astronaut training.%26quot;
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for %26quot;violating your airspace%26quot;.
19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a %26quot;real hoot.%26quot;
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and %26quot;cc:%26quot; them to your boss.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a %26quot;spider person.%26quot;
26. Finish all your sentences with the words %26quot;in accordance with the prophesy.%26quot;
27. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and %26quot;accidentally%26quot; flip the ink cartridge across the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you %26quot;like it that way.%26quot;
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for random times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a %26quot;croaking%26quot; noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
48. Tape pieces of %26quot;Sweating to the Oldies%26quot; over climactic parts of rental movies.
49. Wear your pants backwards.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
51. Begin all your sentences with %26quot;ooh la la!%26quot;
52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
53. only type in lowercase.
54. dont use any punctuation either
55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write %26quot;X - BURIED TREASURE%26quot; in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: %26quot;Do you hear that?%26quot; %26quot;What?%26quot; %26quot;Never mind, its gone now.%26quot;
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
65. Demand that everyone address you as %26quot;Conquistador.%26quot;
66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67. When Christmas caroling, sing %26quot;Jingle Bells, Batman smells%26quot; until physically restrained.
68. Wear a cape that says %26quot;Magnificent One.%26quot;
69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk toBored,read 101 ways to annoy people?
72.Poke them with a spoon (or stab them)
73.Talk about purple talking monkeys for 2 hours straight
74.Tell them that you believe that little invisible fairys that dance on flowers control the world
75.tell them that flying llamas went to there house and took their clothes
76.Answer your mom! to everything they ask
77.Fast talk in a conversation so the person has no idea what you said then if asked to repeat it Don't
78.Stay silent when people ask you a question with a really blank expression on your faceBored,read 101 ways to annoy people?
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
lol very funny i loved readin that!Bored,read 101 ways to annoy people?
this is sooo genius!! you should try them out in real, and make a video of it!!
also, there are texts online which say: things you should not do in an elevator.
for example:
say %26quot;ping!%26quot; every time the elevator opens.
or: ask every person entering the elevator if you can push the button for them.
LoL!
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write %26quot;for sensual massage.%26quot;
3. Specify that your drive-through order is %26quot;to go.%26quot;
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of %26quot;Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip...%26quot;
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. %26lt;
7. Speak only in a %26quot;robot%26quot; voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will %26quot;swipe your grub%26quot;.
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog %26quot;Dog.%26quot; 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions %26quot;to keep them tuned up.%26quot;
16. Reply to everything someone says with %26quot;that's what YOU think.%26quot;
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your %26quot;astronaut training.%26quot;
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for %26quot;violating your airspace%26quot;.
19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a %26quot;real hoot.%26quot;
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and %26quot;cc:%26quot; them to your boss.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a %26quot;spider person.%26quot;
26. Finish all your sentences with the words %26quot;in accordance with the prophesy.%26quot;
27. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and %26quot;accidentally%26quot; flip the ink cartridge across the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you %26quot;like it that way.%26quot;
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for random times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a %26quot;croaking%26quot; noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
48. Tape pieces of %26quot;Sweating to the Oldies%26quot; over climactic parts of rental movies.
49. Wear your pants backwards.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
51. Begin all your sentences with %26quot;ooh la la!%26quot;
52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
53. only type in lowercase.
54. dont use any punctuation either
55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write %26quot;X - BURIED TREASURE%26quot; in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: %26quot;Do you hear that?%26quot; %26quot;What?%26quot; %26quot;Never mind, its gone now.%26quot;
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
65. Demand that everyone address you as %26quot;Conquistador.%26quot;
66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67. When Christmas caroling, sing %26quot;Jingle Bells, Batman smells%26quot; until physically restrained.
68. Wear a cape that says %26quot;Magnificent One.%26quot;
69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk toBored,read 101 ways to annoy people?
72.Poke them with a spoon (or stab them)
73.Talk about purple talking monkeys for 2 hours straight
74.Tell them that you believe that little invisible fairys that dance on flowers control the world
75.tell them that flying llamas went to there house and took their clothes
76.Answer your mom! to everything they ask
77.Fast talk in a conversation so the person has no idea what you said then if asked to repeat it Don't
78.Stay silent when people ask you a question with a really blank expression on your faceBored,read 101 ways to annoy people?
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
lol very funny i loved readin that!Bored,read 101 ways to annoy people?
this is sooo genius!! you should try them out in real, and make a video of it!!
also, there are texts online which say: things you should not do in an elevator.
for example:
say %26quot;ping!%26quot; every time the elevator opens.
or: ask every person entering the elevator if you can push the button for them.
LoL!
This is 101 ways to annoy people....are they annoying?
101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write %26quot;for sensual massage.%26quot;
3. Specify that your drive-through order is %26quot;to go.%26quot;
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of %26quot;Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip...%26quot;
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. %26lt;
7. Speak only in a %26quot;robot%26quot; voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will %26quot;swipe your grub%26quot;.
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog %26quot;Dog.%26quot; 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions %26quot;to keep them tuned up.%26quot;
16. Reply to everything someone says with %26quot;that's what YOU think.%26quot;
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your %26quot;astronaut training.%26quot;
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for %26quot;violating your airspace%26quot;.
19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a %26quot;real hoot.%26quot;
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and %26quot;cc:%26quot; them to your boss.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a %26quot;spider person.%26quot;
26. Finish all your sentences with the words %26quot;in accordance with the prophesy.%26quot;
27. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and %26quot;accidentally%26quot; flip the ink cartridge across the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you %26quot;like it that way.%26quot;
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for random times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a %26quot;croaking%26quot; noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
48. Tape pieces of %26quot;Sweating to the Oldies%26quot; over climactic parts of rental movies.
49. Wear your pants backwards.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
51. Begin all your sentences with %26quot;ooh la la!%26quot;
52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
53. only type in lowercase.
54. dont use any punctuation either
55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write %26quot;X - BURIED TREASURE%26quot; in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: %26quot;Do you hear that?%26quot; %26quot;What?%26quot; %26quot;Never mind, its gone now.%26quot;
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
65. Demand that everyone address you as %26quot;Conquistador.%26quot;
66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67. When Christmas caroling, sing %26quot;Jingle Bells, Batman smells%26quot; until physically restrained.
68. Wear a cape that says %26quot;Magnificent One.%26quot;
69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
72. Try playing the WilliaThis is 101 ways to annoy people....are they annoying?
i swear in gonna do at least 5 of these one day these r HILARIOUS.
and im gonna copy %26amp; paste this to my signature.
get the next 29 done soon!!! ^_^This is 101 ways to annoy people....are they annoying?
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they're is only 72...This is 101 ways to annoy people....are they annoying?
that's only 72! but some of them seem pretty amusingThis is 101 ways to annoy people....are they annoying?
just about all of those made me smile or laugh. funnyy. :]This is 101 ways to annoy people....are they annoying?
That made me laugh wicked hard! lol This is 101 ways to annoy people....are they annoying?
there is only 72.
i guess the rest is another annoying part.
leaving out he rest of what u say u had for us.
are we supposed to be annoyed?
i am not, but the 72 u did give out were mostly funny. made me chuckle a bit.This is 101 ways to annoy people....are they annoying?
I found nearly all of these to be very funny. Are we supposed to finish the other 29 ourselves?Here's a few more: %26gt; Put red-tipped white canes on each of your car fenders, wear dark glasses when you drive, %26amp; slide the seat all the way back so you can keep your arms straight while you drive. %26gt; Go through the music scale as the floor numbers change on an elevator. %26gt; Jump like you're frightened as soon as the elevator starts to move. (BTW, have you been teaching these to the people in the homeless shelter at which I work? There's enough flakes around here for a large bowl of cereal! ~:)%26gt;hot myspace client time
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write %26quot;for sensual massage.%26quot;
3. Specify that your drive-through order is %26quot;to go.%26quot;
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of %26quot;Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip...%26quot;
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. %26lt;
7. Speak only in a %26quot;robot%26quot; voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will %26quot;swipe your grub%26quot;.
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog %26quot;Dog.%26quot; 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions %26quot;to keep them tuned up.%26quot;
16. Reply to everything someone says with %26quot;that's what YOU think.%26quot;
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your %26quot;astronaut training.%26quot;
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for %26quot;violating your airspace%26quot;.
19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a %26quot;real hoot.%26quot;
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and %26quot;cc:%26quot; them to your boss.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a %26quot;spider person.%26quot;
26. Finish all your sentences with the words %26quot;in accordance with the prophesy.%26quot;
27. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and %26quot;accidentally%26quot; flip the ink cartridge across the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you %26quot;like it that way.%26quot;
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for random times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a %26quot;croaking%26quot; noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
48. Tape pieces of %26quot;Sweating to the Oldies%26quot; over climactic parts of rental movies.
49. Wear your pants backwards.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
51. Begin all your sentences with %26quot;ooh la la!%26quot;
52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
53. only type in lowercase.
54. dont use any punctuation either
55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write %26quot;X - BURIED TREASURE%26quot; in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: %26quot;Do you hear that?%26quot; %26quot;What?%26quot; %26quot;Never mind, its gone now.%26quot;
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
65. Demand that everyone address you as %26quot;Conquistador.%26quot;
66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67. When Christmas caroling, sing %26quot;Jingle Bells, Batman smells%26quot; until physically restrained.
68. Wear a cape that says %26quot;Magnificent One.%26quot;
69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
72. Try playing the WilliaThis is 101 ways to annoy people....are they annoying?
i swear in gonna do at least 5 of these one day these r HILARIOUS.
and im gonna copy %26amp; paste this to my signature.
get the next 29 done soon!!! ^_^This is 101 ways to annoy people....are they annoying?
The 12 Dogs of Christmas (2005)
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This is 101 ways to annoy people....are they annoying?they're is only 72...This is 101 ways to annoy people....are they annoying?
that's only 72! but some of them seem pretty amusingThis is 101 ways to annoy people....are they annoying?
just about all of those made me smile or laugh. funnyy. :]This is 101 ways to annoy people....are they annoying?
That made me laugh wicked hard! lol This is 101 ways to annoy people....are they annoying?
there is only 72.
i guess the rest is another annoying part.
leaving out he rest of what u say u had for us.
are we supposed to be annoyed?
i am not, but the 72 u did give out were mostly funny. made me chuckle a bit.This is 101 ways to annoy people....are they annoying?
I found nearly all of these to be very funny. Are we supposed to finish the other 29 ourselves?Here's a few more: %26gt; Put red-tipped white canes on each of your car fenders, wear dark glasses when you drive, %26amp; slide the seat all the way back so you can keep your arms straight while you drive. %26gt; Go through the music scale as the floor numbers change on an elevator. %26gt; Jump like you're frightened as soon as the elevator starts to move. (BTW, have you been teaching these to the people in the homeless shelter at which I work? There's enough flakes around here for a large bowl of cereal! ~:)%26gt;
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question:
A discussion of the development of the character of BIlly Wiles in Dean Koontz novel “Velocity”
“Velocity” , a fast paced novel by Dean Koontz, shows drastic development of the main character, Billy Wiles throughout the novel. The way in which Koontz narrates his novel and the incidents which take place allow the reader to get a vivid insight into the mind and character of Billy. I will analyse these techniques to show how the character of Billy Wiles is developed throughout the novel.
Billy Wiles is a simple bartender who finds himself spending his time working,carpentry and visiting his comatose fiance, that is however until he finds a note, neatly typed and folded under the windscreen wipers of his car - “If you don’t take this note to the police and get them involved, I will kill a lovely blond schoolteacher somewhere in Napa County. If you do take this note to the police , I will instead kill an elderly woman active in charity work. You have six hours to decide. The choice is yours. At first he dismisses this as a prank but when he hears reports of a schoolteachers death and another note appears Billy is forced into a vicious ‘game’ with the killer.
During the opening chapters of the novel the character of Billy is quickly established as you you would expect , a simple bartender - good at listening and very friendly with the punters.
“You’re like a sponge...You take everything in....But then your a stone too....if you’re squeezed, you give nothing back”
His character is shown to take everything in although not greatly apparent at this time throughout the novel and his overall transformation this skill proves useful and it itself develops.
Is this good so far, wondering if you think is hould have anotehr paragraph in between to show the change in a general form then talk about it in detail.
Thanks in advane
BlairHow is my essay so far, feedback?
i like it.. you could add the other paragraph though :]
but good work!How is my essay so far, feedback?
Good, but don't forget to cite p. number!How is my essay so far, feedback?
essays good..
book suxHow is my essay so far, feedback?
That idea it's been done by Edgar Cayce.. did you subcosciously get the idea from him? Only with Edgar Cayce the name in store was Hughes!
Your article alot shorter.. needs more to it! Rather insufficient!How is my essay so far, feedback?
i like it great choice of diction. the only thing i would change is in the first paragraph you say %26quot;i will analyze these techniques%26quot; i was always told to not use first person while writing an essay analyzing a book. i would write something like %26quot;those techniques koontz used in his novel displays how the character of Billy Wiles is developed throughout the novel.%26quot; or something along those lines. my Ap teachers always drilled into us to not use first person when analyzing an novel in an essay. i would also lengthen the essay, and fix the syntax and organization of it.How is my essay so far, feedback?
This is pretty well written. My main criticism is that in your opening paragraph, your last sentence should be more of a thesis statement. Meaning you should find a way to tell what your paper is going to be about without actually saying %26quot;I am going to tell you about this%26quot;
%26quot;I will analyze these techniques to show how the character of Billy wiles is developed throughout the novel%26quot; is too 'this is who i am and this is what i'm doing'. you have to find a more...for lack of a better word, literary way of saying that and at the same time, introduce what your paper will be about. Take the general point of your paper and turn it into a thesis statement. Since your talking about character development, maybe have it sound something like this:
%26quot;Billy Wiles's world was turned upside down when he was forced to turn from simple bartender to the decider of strangers' fates%26quot;
or something. I hope that makes sense, its hard to explain in writing.
I think you should add on to your last paragraph, because it currently doesn't make a lot of sense. Actually to be honest, i have no idea what you're trying to say there. It's a very long run-on sentence. Reading it aloud to yourself will help you make the proper corrections.
Oh, and just so you don't have this error because i used to do this all the time, when referring to the female, it is fiancee. the man is the fiance.
I hope this was helpful, and good luck with your essay!How is my essay so far, feedback?
Its Ok
you need to cite the page from the quote
your Intro definitely needs to be changed-never use I in any way unless its a quote, try to make the essay interesting to read(its sounds pretty boring, and make it a bit longer.
And if you want a better chance at a good grade, them try to put your paper on the top of the pile of essays, the more papers he reads, the higher his expectations will get, so if he reads your essay first, his expectations will be lower.How is my essay so far, feedback?
Good essay. If you think you can come up with another paragraph, do it. More work, the better.How is my essay so far, feedback?
Your paper lacks focus, and you'll need citations for each quote. You will also need secondary sources to back up your claim of 'character development.' I know you may think it's simple to say that character x develops throughout the novel, but the reader doesn't know what you mean by %26quot;develops.%26quot;
Based on your quotes, I could easily make the case, %26quot;Bill Wiles remains a stagnate character throughout Velocity's plot.%26quot; Was Bill introduced as a kindly fellow who wouldn't harm a fly, but as the plot thickens, he becomes more volatile? Or does Bill make violent statements from the beginning, which other characters take as jokes, when in fact he truly is violent? At what point does Bill change? What narrative dialogue emphasizes Bill's metamorphosis from good guy to insane murderer? At this point, I'm not convinced of your premise or the evidence, backing up your conclusion. Convince me.
A discussion of the development of the character of BIlly Wiles in Dean Koontz novel “Velocity”
“Velocity” , a fast paced novel by Dean Koontz, shows drastic development of the main character, Billy Wiles throughout the novel. The way in which Koontz narrates his novel and the incidents which take place allow the reader to get a vivid insight into the mind and character of Billy. I will analyse these techniques to show how the character of Billy Wiles is developed throughout the novel.
Billy Wiles is a simple bartender who finds himself spending his time working,carpentry and visiting his comatose fiance, that is however until he finds a note, neatly typed and folded under the windscreen wipers of his car - “If you don’t take this note to the police and get them involved, I will kill a lovely blond schoolteacher somewhere in Napa County. If you do take this note to the police , I will instead kill an elderly woman active in charity work. You have six hours to decide. The choice is yours. At first he dismisses this as a prank but when he hears reports of a schoolteachers death and another note appears Billy is forced into a vicious ‘game’ with the killer.
During the opening chapters of the novel the character of Billy is quickly established as you you would expect , a simple bartender - good at listening and very friendly with the punters.
“You’re like a sponge...You take everything in....But then your a stone too....if you’re squeezed, you give nothing back”
His character is shown to take everything in although not greatly apparent at this time throughout the novel and his overall transformation this skill proves useful and it itself develops.
Is this good so far, wondering if you think is hould have anotehr paragraph in between to show the change in a general form then talk about it in detail.
Thanks in advane
BlairHow is my essay so far, feedback?
i like it.. you could add the other paragraph though :]
but good work!How is my essay so far, feedback?
Good, but don't forget to cite p. number!How is my essay so far, feedback?
essays good..
book suxHow is my essay so far, feedback?
That idea it's been done by Edgar Cayce.. did you subcosciously get the idea from him? Only with Edgar Cayce the name in store was Hughes!
Your article alot shorter.. needs more to it! Rather insufficient!How is my essay so far, feedback?
i like it great choice of diction. the only thing i would change is in the first paragraph you say %26quot;i will analyze these techniques%26quot; i was always told to not use first person while writing an essay analyzing a book. i would write something like %26quot;those techniques koontz used in his novel displays how the character of Billy Wiles is developed throughout the novel.%26quot; or something along those lines. my Ap teachers always drilled into us to not use first person when analyzing an novel in an essay. i would also lengthen the essay, and fix the syntax and organization of it.How is my essay so far, feedback?
This is pretty well written. My main criticism is that in your opening paragraph, your last sentence should be more of a thesis statement. Meaning you should find a way to tell what your paper is going to be about without actually saying %26quot;I am going to tell you about this%26quot;
%26quot;I will analyze these techniques to show how the character of Billy wiles is developed throughout the novel%26quot; is too 'this is who i am and this is what i'm doing'. you have to find a more...for lack of a better word, literary way of saying that and at the same time, introduce what your paper will be about. Take the general point of your paper and turn it into a thesis statement. Since your talking about character development, maybe have it sound something like this:
%26quot;Billy Wiles's world was turned upside down when he was forced to turn from simple bartender to the decider of strangers' fates%26quot;
or something. I hope that makes sense, its hard to explain in writing.
I think you should add on to your last paragraph, because it currently doesn't make a lot of sense. Actually to be honest, i have no idea what you're trying to say there. It's a very long run-on sentence. Reading it aloud to yourself will help you make the proper corrections.
Oh, and just so you don't have this error because i used to do this all the time, when referring to the female, it is fiancee. the man is the fiance.
I hope this was helpful, and good luck with your essay!How is my essay so far, feedback?
Its Ok
you need to cite the page from the quote
your Intro definitely needs to be changed-never use I in any way unless its a quote, try to make the essay interesting to read(its sounds pretty boring, and make it a bit longer.
And if you want a better chance at a good grade, them try to put your paper on the top of the pile of essays, the more papers he reads, the higher his expectations will get, so if he reads your essay first, his expectations will be lower.How is my essay so far, feedback?
Good essay. If you think you can come up with another paragraph, do it. More work, the better.How is my essay so far, feedback?
Your paper lacks focus, and you'll need citations for each quote. You will also need secondary sources to back up your claim of 'character development.' I know you may think it's simple to say that character x develops throughout the novel, but the reader doesn't know what you mean by %26quot;develops.%26quot;
Based on your quotes, I could easily make the case, %26quot;Bill Wiles remains a stagnate character throughout Velocity's plot.%26quot; Was Bill introduced as a kindly fellow who wouldn't harm a fly, but as the plot thickens, he becomes more volatile? Or does Bill make violent statements from the beginning, which other characters take as jokes, when in fact he truly is violent? At what point does Bill change? What narrative dialogue emphasizes Bill's metamorphosis from good guy to insane murderer? At this point, I'm not convinced of your premise or the evidence, backing up your conclusion. Convince me.
101 Ways To Annoy People?
Remember, this is for entertainment purposes only...I wouldn't do more than half these things
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write %26quot;for sensual massage.%26quot;
3. Specify that your drive-through order is %26quot;to go.%26quot;
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of %26quot;Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip...%26quot;
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. %26lt;
7. Speak only in a %26quot;robot%26quot; voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will %26quot;swipe your grub%26quot;.
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog %26quot;Dog.%26quot; 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions %26quot;to keep them tuned up.%26quot;
16. Reply to everything someone says with %26quot;that's what YOU think.%26quot;
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your %26quot;astronaut training.%26quot;
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for %26quot;violating your airspace%26quot;.
19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a %26quot;real hoot.%26quot;
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and %26quot;cc:%26quot; them to your boss.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a %26quot;spider person.%26quot;
26. Finish all your sentences with the words %26quot;in accordance with the prophesy.%26quot;
27. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and %26quot;accidentally%26quot; flip the ink cartridge across the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you %26quot;like it that way.%26quot;
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for random times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a %26quot;croaking%26quot; noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
48. Tape pieces of %26quot;Sweating to the Oldies%26quot; over climactic parts of rental movies.
49. Wear your pants backwards.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
51. Begin all your sentences with %26quot;ooh la la!%26quot;
52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
53. only type in lowercase.
54. dont use any punctuation either
55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write %26quot;X - BURIED TREASURE%26quot; in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: %26quot;Do you hear that?%26quot; %26quot;What?%26quot; %26quot;Never mind, its gone now.%26quot;
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
65. Demand that everyone address you as %26quot;Conquistador.%26quot;
66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67. When Christmas caroling, sing %26quot;Jingle Bells, Batman smells%26quot; until physically restrained.
68. Wear a cape that says %26quot;Magnificent One.%26quot;
69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
70. Stand over someone's101 Ways To Annoy People?
Ha ha
That's really funny!
I'm going to do some of them. lol
:-)101 Ways To Annoy People?
way number 71 instead of writing short simple questions, wright a book about nothing.101 Ways To Annoy People?
Aha, Something similer to this, I printed them all out and I plan to do them someday...101 Ways To Annoy People?
those are cool and funny.... hey, i already named my dog %26quot;dog%26quot; :)
i like number 20, the lysol thing
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write %26quot;for sensual massage.%26quot;
3. Specify that your drive-through order is %26quot;to go.%26quot;
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of %26quot;Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip...%26quot;
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. %26lt;
7. Speak only in a %26quot;robot%26quot; voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will %26quot;swipe your grub%26quot;.
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog %26quot;Dog.%26quot; 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions %26quot;to keep them tuned up.%26quot;
16. Reply to everything someone says with %26quot;that's what YOU think.%26quot;
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your %26quot;astronaut training.%26quot;
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for %26quot;violating your airspace%26quot;.
19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a %26quot;real hoot.%26quot;
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and %26quot;cc:%26quot; them to your boss.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a %26quot;spider person.%26quot;
26. Finish all your sentences with the words %26quot;in accordance with the prophesy.%26quot;
27. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and %26quot;accidentally%26quot; flip the ink cartridge across the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you %26quot;like it that way.%26quot;
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for random times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a %26quot;croaking%26quot; noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
48. Tape pieces of %26quot;Sweating to the Oldies%26quot; over climactic parts of rental movies.
49. Wear your pants backwards.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
51. Begin all your sentences with %26quot;ooh la la!%26quot;
52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
53. only type in lowercase.
54. dont use any punctuation either
55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write %26quot;X - BURIED TREASURE%26quot; in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: %26quot;Do you hear that?%26quot; %26quot;What?%26quot; %26quot;Never mind, its gone now.%26quot;
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
65. Demand that everyone address you as %26quot;Conquistador.%26quot;
66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67. When Christmas caroling, sing %26quot;Jingle Bells, Batman smells%26quot; until physically restrained.
68. Wear a cape that says %26quot;Magnificent One.%26quot;
69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
70. Stand over someone's101 Ways To Annoy People?
Ha ha
That's really funny!
I'm going to do some of them. lol
:-)101 Ways To Annoy People?
way number 71 instead of writing short simple questions, wright a book about nothing.101 Ways To Annoy People?
Aha, Something similer to this, I printed them all out and I plan to do them someday...101 Ways To Annoy People?
those are cool and funny.... hey, i already named my dog %26quot;dog%26quot; :)
i like number 20, the lysol thing
101 ways to annoy people?
sorry about the %26quot;aCoe%26quot; things, i can't do any thing about it
101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write a€?for sensual massage.a€?
3. Specify that your drive-through order is a€?to go.a€?
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of a€?Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bipa€|a€?
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. %26lt;
7. Speak only in a a€?robota€? voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will a€?swipe your gruba€?.
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog a€?Dog.a€? 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions a€?to keep them tuned up.a€?
16. Reply to everything someone says with a€?thata€?s what YOU think.a€?
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your a€?astronaut training.a€?
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for a€?violating your airspacea€?.
19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a a€?real hoot.a€?
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and a€?cc:a€? them to your boss.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a a€?spider person.a€?
26. Finish all your sentences with the words a€?in accordance with the prophesy.a€?
27. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that youa€?ll be saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and a€?accidentallya€? flip the ink cartridge across the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you a€?like it that way.a€?
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for random times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a a€?croakinga€? noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
48. Tape pieces of a€?Sweating to the Oldiesa€? over climactic parts of rental movies.
49. Wear your pants backwards.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
51. Begin all your sentences with a€?ooh la la!a€?
52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
53. only type in lowercase.
54. dont use any punctuation either
55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write a€?X - BURIED TREASUREa€? in random spots on all of someonea€?s roadmaps.
60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: a€?Do you hear that?a€? a€?What?a€? a€?Never mind, its gone now.a€?
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
65. Demand that everyone address you as a€?Conquistador.a€?
66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67. When Christmas caroling, sing a€?Jingle Bells, Batman smellsa€? until physically restrained.
68. Wear a cape that says a€?Magnificent One.a€?
69. As much as possible, s101 ways to annoy people?
Say %26quot;thats what she said%26quot; after every sentence someone says.
giggle every other second when someone is talking.
Invite people to your FRIENDS house.
pee and dont flush
spill something and dont clean it up.
Do a vague lie to your parents101 ways to annoy people?
Say your mom even at times it doesnt make any sense101 ways to annoy people?
Introduce them to John101 ways to annoy people?
Pluck one of your hair off and say %26quot;OMG IT'S A DNA%26quot;
101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write a€?for sensual massage.a€?
3. Specify that your drive-through order is a€?to go.a€?
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of a€?Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bipa€|a€?
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. %26lt;
7. Speak only in a a€?robota€? voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will a€?swipe your gruba€?.
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog a€?Dog.a€? 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions a€?to keep them tuned up.a€?
16. Reply to everything someone says with a€?thata€?s what YOU think.a€?
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your a€?astronaut training.a€?
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for a€?violating your airspacea€?.
19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a a€?real hoot.a€?
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and a€?cc:a€? them to your boss.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a a€?spider person.a€?
26. Finish all your sentences with the words a€?in accordance with the prophesy.a€?
27. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that youa€?ll be saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and a€?accidentallya€? flip the ink cartridge across the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you a€?like it that way.a€?
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for random times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a a€?croakinga€? noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
48. Tape pieces of a€?Sweating to the Oldiesa€? over climactic parts of rental movies.
49. Wear your pants backwards.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
51. Begin all your sentences with a€?ooh la la!a€?
52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
53. only type in lowercase.
54. dont use any punctuation either
55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write a€?X - BURIED TREASUREa€? in random spots on all of someonea€?s roadmaps.
60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: a€?Do you hear that?a€? a€?What?a€? a€?Never mind, its gone now.a€?
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
65. Demand that everyone address you as a€?Conquistador.a€?
66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67. When Christmas caroling, sing a€?Jingle Bells, Batman smellsa€? until physically restrained.
68. Wear a cape that says a€?Magnificent One.a€?
69. As much as possible, s101 ways to annoy people?
Say %26quot;thats what she said%26quot; after every sentence someone says.
giggle every other second when someone is talking.
Invite people to your FRIENDS house.
pee and dont flush
spill something and dont clean it up.
Do a vague lie to your parents101 ways to annoy people?
Say your mom even at times it doesnt make any sense101 ways to annoy people?
Introduce them to John101 ways to annoy people?
Pluck one of your hair off and say %26quot;OMG IT'S A DNA%26quot;
Would you ever do any of these?
101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write %26quot;for sensual massage.%26quot;
3. Specify that your drive-through order is %26quot;to go.%26quot;
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of %26quot;Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip...%26quot;
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. %26lt;
7. Speak only in a %26quot;robot%26quot; voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will %26quot;swipe your grub%26quot;.
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog %26quot;Dog.%26quot; 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions %26quot;to keep them tuned up.%26quot;
16. Reply to everything someone says with %26quot;that's what YOU think.%26quot;
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your %26quot;astronaut training.%26quot;
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for %26quot;violating your airspace%26quot;.
19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a %26quot;real hoot.%26quot;
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and %26quot;cc:%26quot; them to your boss.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a %26quot;spider person.%26quot;
26. Finish all your sentences with the words %26quot;in accordance with the prophesy.%26quot;
27. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and %26quot;accidentally%26quot; flip the ink cartridge across the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you %26quot;like it that way.%26quot;
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for random times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a %26quot;croaking%26quot; noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
48. Tape pieces of %26quot;Sweating to the Oldies%26quot; over climactic parts of rental movies.
49. Wear your pants backwards.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
51. Begin all your sentences with %26quot;ooh la la!%26quot;
52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
53. only type in lowercase.
54. dont use any punctuation either
55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write %26quot;X - BURIED TREASURE%26quot; in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: %26quot;Do you hear that?%26quot; %26quot;What?%26quot; %26quot;Never mind, its gone now.%26quot;
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
65. Demand that everyone address you as %26quot;Conquistador.%26quot;
66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67. When Christmas caroling, sing %26quot;Jingle Bells, Batman smells%26quot; until physically restrained.
68. Wear a cape that says %26quot;Magnificent One.%26quot;
69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
71. Pretend your computer's mouseWould you ever do any of these?
Probably all of them lol :D! JK!
I've done before 68,70,59 and 58.Would you ever do any of these?
I like this one 64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.Would you ever do any of these?
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
I'm going to do this one at work tomorrow. I'll just do it at random and not explain myself afterwards.Would you ever do any of these?
Prob. a couple of themWould you ever do any of these?
i luv it. :)
? (pRo ToKiO hOtEl)Would you ever do any of these?
Maybe 16,52
i do 53 %26amp; 54
: DWould you ever do any of these?
Only number 45 lolWould you ever do any of these?
well ive done 1, 3, 6, 7, 8, 9(but only at school), 11, 12, 23, 30,31, 32, 35, 41, 45, 53, 54, 58, 61, and 70. wow i must be annoying
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write %26quot;for sensual massage.%26quot;
3. Specify that your drive-through order is %26quot;to go.%26quot;
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of %26quot;Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip...%26quot;
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. %26lt;
7. Speak only in a %26quot;robot%26quot; voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will %26quot;swipe your grub%26quot;.
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog %26quot;Dog.%26quot; 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions %26quot;to keep them tuned up.%26quot;
16. Reply to everything someone says with %26quot;that's what YOU think.%26quot;
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your %26quot;astronaut training.%26quot;
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for %26quot;violating your airspace%26quot;.
19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a %26quot;real hoot.%26quot;
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and %26quot;cc:%26quot; them to your boss.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a %26quot;spider person.%26quot;
26. Finish all your sentences with the words %26quot;in accordance with the prophesy.%26quot;
27. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and %26quot;accidentally%26quot; flip the ink cartridge across the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you %26quot;like it that way.%26quot;
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for random times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a %26quot;croaking%26quot; noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
48. Tape pieces of %26quot;Sweating to the Oldies%26quot; over climactic parts of rental movies.
49. Wear your pants backwards.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
51. Begin all your sentences with %26quot;ooh la la!%26quot;
52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
53. only type in lowercase.
54. dont use any punctuation either
55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write %26quot;X - BURIED TREASURE%26quot; in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: %26quot;Do you hear that?%26quot; %26quot;What?%26quot; %26quot;Never mind, its gone now.%26quot;
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
65. Demand that everyone address you as %26quot;Conquistador.%26quot;
66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67. When Christmas caroling, sing %26quot;Jingle Bells, Batman smells%26quot; until physically restrained.
68. Wear a cape that says %26quot;Magnificent One.%26quot;
69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
71. Pretend your computer's mouseWould you ever do any of these?
Probably all of them lol :D! JK!
I've done before 68,70,59 and 58.Would you ever do any of these?
I like this one 64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.Would you ever do any of these?
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
I'm going to do this one at work tomorrow. I'll just do it at random and not explain myself afterwards.Would you ever do any of these?
Prob. a couple of themWould you ever do any of these?
i luv it. :)
? (pRo ToKiO hOtEl)Would you ever do any of these?
Maybe 16,52
i do 53 %26amp; 54
: DWould you ever do any of these?
Only number 45 lolWould you ever do any of these?
well ive done 1, 3, 6, 7, 8, 9(but only at school), 11, 12, 23, 30,31, 32, 35, 41, 45, 53, 54, 58, 61, and 70. wow i must be annoying
Who thinks this is funny?
star it if you like it!!
101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write %26quot;for sensual massage.%26quot;
3. Specify that your drive-through order is %26quot;to go.%26quot;
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of %26quot;Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip...%26quot;
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. %26lt;
7. Speak only in a %26quot;robot%26quot; voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will %26quot;swipe your grub%26quot;.
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog %26quot;Dog.%26quot; 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions %26quot;to keep them tuned up.%26quot;
16. Reply to everything someone says with %26quot;that's what YOU think.%26quot;
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your %26quot;astronaut training.%26quot;
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for %26quot;violating your airspace%26quot;.
19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a %26quot;real hoot.%26quot;
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and %26quot;cc:%26quot; them to your boss.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a %26quot;spider person.%26quot;
26. Finish all your sentences with the words %26quot;in accordance with the prophesy.%26quot;
27. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and %26quot;accidentally%26quot; flip the ink cartridge across the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you %26quot;like it that way.%26quot;
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for random times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a %26quot;croaking%26quot; noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
48. Tape pieces of %26quot;Sweating to the Oldies%26quot; over climactic parts of rental movies.
49. Wear your pants backwards.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
51. Begin all your sentences with %26quot;ooh la la!%26quot;
52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
53. only type in lowercase.
54. dont use any punctuation either
55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write %26quot;X - BURIED TREASURE%26quot; in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: %26quot;Do you hear that?%26quot; %26quot;What?%26quot; %26quot;Never mind, its gone now.%26quot;
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
65. Demand that everyone address you as %26quot;Conquistador.%26quot;
66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67. When Christmas caroling, sing %26quot;Jingle Bells, Batman smells%26quot; until physically restrained.
68. Wear a cape that says %26quot;Magnificent One.%26quot;
69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
7Who thinks this is funny?
Only the people who have the patience to read a have written list...
By the way, heres the other half.
71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce %26quot;no, wait, I messed it up,%26quot; and repeat.
73. Drive half a block.
74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
75. Ask people what gender they are.
76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.
77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.
78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off %26quot;in case the big one comes%26quot;.
79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as %26quot;Feliz Navidad%26quot;, the Archies %26quot;Sugar%26quot; or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.
81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
83. Change your name to %26quot;AaJohn Aaaaasmith%26quot; for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each %26quot;a.%26quot;
84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
86. Wear a LOT of cologne.
87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your %26quot;superior mental processing.%26quot;
88. Sing along at the opera.
89. Mow your lawn with scissors.
90. At a golf tournament, chant %26quot;swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!%26quot;
91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your %26quot;imaginary friend.%26quot;
92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something
about %26quot;psychological profiles.%26quot;
94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a %26quot;magic picture.%26quot;
95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
96. Never make eye contact.
97. Never break eye contact.
98. Construct elaborate %26quot;crop circles%26quot; in your front lawn.
99. Construct your own pretend %26quot;tricorder,%26quot; and %26quot;scan%26quot; people with it, announcing the results.
100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.Who thinks this is funny?
LOL!!!!
ROFL...BWUAHAHAHAHA!Who thinks this is funny?
You got that off of bored.com.
it's not funny when it's not yours.Who thinks this is funny?
that's not 101Who thinks this is funny?
hahaha yea im going to do some of these...
Specify that your drive-through order is %26quot;to go.%26quot; - that one made me laugh the hardestWho thinks this is funny?
part of itWho thinks this is funny?
HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You type a lotWho thinks this is funny?
it is a little bit with some of them but there's sooooooo many lol some aren't that good but others areWho thinks this is funny?
yeah iv eseen it b4 i mrked it int...Who thinks this is funny?
Only people with a numb sense of %26quot;funny%26quot;.Who thinks this is funny?
some are amusing some could get you hurt--he didn't type all that--cut and paste is marvelousWho thinks this is funny?
Don't quit your day job.Who thinks this is funny?
its very funny ha ha ha ;)Who thinks this is funny?
Lable a trash can %26quot;IN BOX%26quot; and set it on your desk.Who thinks this is funny?
only part of it.Who thinks this is funny?
HAHAH THIS IS GOOD STUFF! so funny I love itWho thinks this is funny?
Some are!Who thinks this is funny?
MEEEEEEEEWho thinks this is funny?
OMG I HAVE AN ENTIRE PACKET OF THESE THINGS BECAUSE I THOUGHT THEY WERE HILARIOUS! I BROUGHT THEM TO SCHOOL AND SHOWED MY FRIENDS AND WE DID SUM L0L!!! 30 gets me every time!
heres sum more:
1. sit in the front row of class and spend the entire class period filing your teeth into sharp points.
2. leave permanent markers by the dry erase board
3. present the teacher with a large fruit basket
4. relive your junior high days by leaving chalk stuffed in the chalkboard erasers
5. every few minutes, take a sheet of notebook paper out, write sign up sheet 5 at the top, and pass it around the class
6. disassemble your pen . . accidentally propel pieces acrross the room while playing with the spring.
7. steal anything not nailed down
8. schools are abundant in wals and paint . . let every1 know this by graffiti-ing every square inch
9. rearrange the library
10. conduct %26quot;scientific%26quot; experiments such as observing people's reactions when you scald them with boiling hot water.
11. find a pencil sharpener full of shavings . . remove the lid . . fling it across the room.
12. scale the school building . . threaten to jump if the faculty doesn't meet your needs.
13. challenge your teachers to mortal combat
14. during a test, make paper airplanes out of the exam and aim them at the teacher's left nostril.
15. every 5 minutes, stand up, collect ur things, and move to another seat ((haha me and my friends did this one))
16. stick wet paint signs everyhwere in cluding the floors ((i made this one up l0l))
17. draw pictures of your professor in the margins. end the paper with 'this paper will self destruct in 10 seconds'
.... and many more ! ! ! haha i love those!!!!!!Who thinks this is funny?
there's only 70 though not 101 =(Who thinks this is funny?
haha some of those were soooooo friggin funnyWho thinks this is funny?
THAT IS SO FUNNY! I was laughing so much!!!!!Who thinks this is funny?
how even did you people read ALL of those??Who thinks this is funny?
idk funny????? idk if it is funny???? confused??????Who thinks this is funny?
how is that funny?
you're just giving more ideas to annoying people.hair dresser com and interop
101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write %26quot;for sensual massage.%26quot;
3. Specify that your drive-through order is %26quot;to go.%26quot;
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of %26quot;Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip...%26quot;
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. %26lt;
7. Speak only in a %26quot;robot%26quot; voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will %26quot;swipe your grub%26quot;.
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog %26quot;Dog.%26quot; 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions %26quot;to keep them tuned up.%26quot;
16. Reply to everything someone says with %26quot;that's what YOU think.%26quot;
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your %26quot;astronaut training.%26quot;
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for %26quot;violating your airspace%26quot;.
19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a %26quot;real hoot.%26quot;
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and %26quot;cc:%26quot; them to your boss.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a %26quot;spider person.%26quot;
26. Finish all your sentences with the words %26quot;in accordance with the prophesy.%26quot;
27. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and %26quot;accidentally%26quot; flip the ink cartridge across the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you %26quot;like it that way.%26quot;
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for random times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a %26quot;croaking%26quot; noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
48. Tape pieces of %26quot;Sweating to the Oldies%26quot; over climactic parts of rental movies.
49. Wear your pants backwards.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
51. Begin all your sentences with %26quot;ooh la la!%26quot;
52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
53. only type in lowercase.
54. dont use any punctuation either
55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write %26quot;X - BURIED TREASURE%26quot; in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: %26quot;Do you hear that?%26quot; %26quot;What?%26quot; %26quot;Never mind, its gone now.%26quot;
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
65. Demand that everyone address you as %26quot;Conquistador.%26quot;
66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67. When Christmas caroling, sing %26quot;Jingle Bells, Batman smells%26quot; until physically restrained.
68. Wear a cape that says %26quot;Magnificent One.%26quot;
69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
7Who thinks this is funny?
Only the people who have the patience to read a have written list...
By the way, heres the other half.
71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce %26quot;no, wait, I messed it up,%26quot; and repeat.
73. Drive half a block.
74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
75. Ask people what gender they are.
76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.
77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.
78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off %26quot;in case the big one comes%26quot;.
79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as %26quot;Feliz Navidad%26quot;, the Archies %26quot;Sugar%26quot; or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.
81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
83. Change your name to %26quot;AaJohn Aaaaasmith%26quot; for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each %26quot;a.%26quot;
84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
86. Wear a LOT of cologne.
87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your %26quot;superior mental processing.%26quot;
88. Sing along at the opera.
89. Mow your lawn with scissors.
90. At a golf tournament, chant %26quot;swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!%26quot;
91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your %26quot;imaginary friend.%26quot;
92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something
about %26quot;psychological profiles.%26quot;
94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a %26quot;magic picture.%26quot;
95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
96. Never make eye contact.
97. Never break eye contact.
98. Construct elaborate %26quot;crop circles%26quot; in your front lawn.
99. Construct your own pretend %26quot;tricorder,%26quot; and %26quot;scan%26quot; people with it, announcing the results.
100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.Who thinks this is funny?
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Who thinks this is funny?ROFL...BWUAHAHAHAHA!Who thinks this is funny?
You got that off of bored.com.
it's not funny when it's not yours.Who thinks this is funny?
that's not 101Who thinks this is funny?
hahaha yea im going to do some of these...
Specify that your drive-through order is %26quot;to go.%26quot; - that one made me laugh the hardestWho thinks this is funny?
part of itWho thinks this is funny?
HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You type a lotWho thinks this is funny?
it is a little bit with some of them but there's sooooooo many lol some aren't that good but others areWho thinks this is funny?
yeah iv eseen it b4 i mrked it int...Who thinks this is funny?
Only people with a numb sense of %26quot;funny%26quot;.Who thinks this is funny?
some are amusing some could get you hurt--he didn't type all that--cut and paste is marvelousWho thinks this is funny?
Don't quit your day job.Who thinks this is funny?
its very funny ha ha ha ;)Who thinks this is funny?
Lable a trash can %26quot;IN BOX%26quot; and set it on your desk.Who thinks this is funny?
only part of it.Who thinks this is funny?
HAHAH THIS IS GOOD STUFF! so funny I love itWho thinks this is funny?
Some are!Who thinks this is funny?
MEEEEEEEEWho thinks this is funny?
OMG I HAVE AN ENTIRE PACKET OF THESE THINGS BECAUSE I THOUGHT THEY WERE HILARIOUS! I BROUGHT THEM TO SCHOOL AND SHOWED MY FRIENDS AND WE DID SUM L0L!!! 30 gets me every time!
heres sum more:
1. sit in the front row of class and spend the entire class period filing your teeth into sharp points.
2. leave permanent markers by the dry erase board
3. present the teacher with a large fruit basket
4. relive your junior high days by leaving chalk stuffed in the chalkboard erasers
5. every few minutes, take a sheet of notebook paper out, write sign up sheet 5 at the top, and pass it around the class
6. disassemble your pen . . accidentally propel pieces acrross the room while playing with the spring.
7. steal anything not nailed down
8. schools are abundant in wals and paint . . let every1 know this by graffiti-ing every square inch
9. rearrange the library
10. conduct %26quot;scientific%26quot; experiments such as observing people's reactions when you scald them with boiling hot water.
11. find a pencil sharpener full of shavings . . remove the lid . . fling it across the room.
12. scale the school building . . threaten to jump if the faculty doesn't meet your needs.
13. challenge your teachers to mortal combat
14. during a test, make paper airplanes out of the exam and aim them at the teacher's left nostril.
15. every 5 minutes, stand up, collect ur things, and move to another seat ((haha me and my friends did this one))
16. stick wet paint signs everyhwere in cluding the floors ((i made this one up l0l))
17. draw pictures of your professor in the margins. end the paper with 'this paper will self destruct in 10 seconds'
.... and many more ! ! ! haha i love those!!!!!!Who thinks this is funny?
there's only 70 though not 101 =(Who thinks this is funny?
haha some of those were soooooo friggin funnyWho thinks this is funny?
THAT IS SO FUNNY! I was laughing so much!!!!!Who thinks this is funny?
how even did you people read ALL of those??Who thinks this is funny?
idk funny????? idk if it is funny???? confused??????Who thinks this is funny?
how is that funny?
you're just giving more ideas to annoying people.
My car's electronics won't work after car battery installed wrong?
its a 99 nissan altima gle i mistakenly out the battery in wrong and saw smoke in the car when i tried to start it so i immediately took the cables off the battery terminals .. now now power anything works... the window wipers, power windows,power lock,a.c ( turns on every once and a while) power mirrors, the radio, signal lights, hazard lights, horn , i checked the fuse box and it seems to be ok no fuse blown should i still go ahead and change those fuses or what can anyone give me any solutions diy tests and a estimate of how much the damage is going to cost to get repairedMy car%26039;s electronics won%26039;t work after car battery installed wrong?
there is a big fuse 80 amps or 50 amps near the battery or comming into the fuse box ,
it is blownMy car%26039;s electronics won%26039;t work after car battery installed wrong?
Probably melted some wiring, blown the ECU, etc. - very, very expensive. You need an auto electrician.My car%26039;s electronics won%26039;t work after car battery installed wrong?
dude sooo many things could be wrong, brain could have fried. theres a main fuse on the brain that might be fried. but thats what the + and - is there for POSITIVE red NEGATIVE black
sorry dude gl
there is a big fuse 80 amps or 50 amps near the battery or comming into the fuse box ,
it is blownMy car%26039;s electronics won%26039;t work after car battery installed wrong?
Probably melted some wiring, blown the ECU, etc. - very, very expensive. You need an auto electrician.My car%26039;s electronics won%26039;t work after car battery installed wrong?
dude sooo many things could be wrong, brain could have fried. theres a main fuse on the brain that might be fried. but thats what the + and - is there for POSITIVE red NEGATIVE black
sorry dude gl
101 Ways To Annoy People?
101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write %26quot;for sensual massage.%26quot;
3. Specify that your drive-through order is %26quot;to go.%26quot;
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of %26quot;Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip...%26quot;
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. %26lt;
7. Speak only in a %26quot;robot%26quot; voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will %26quot;swipe your grub%26quot;.
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog %26quot;Dog.%26quot; 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions %26quot;to keep them tuned up.%26quot;
16. Reply to everything someone says with %26quot;that's what YOU think.%26quot;
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your %26quot;astronaut training.%26quot;
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for %26quot;violating your airspace%26quot;.
19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a %26quot;real hoot.%26quot;
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and %26quot;cc:%26quot; them to your boss.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a %26quot;spider person.%26quot;
26. Finish all your sentences with the words %26quot;in accordance with the prophesy.%26quot;
27. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and %26quot;accidentally%26quot; flip the ink cartridge across the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you %26quot;like it that way.%26quot;
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for random times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a %26quot;croaking%26quot; noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
48. Tape pieces of %26quot;Sweating to the Oldies%26quot; over climactic parts of rental movies.
49. Wear your pants backwards.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
51. Begin all your sentences with %26quot;ooh la la!%26quot;
52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
53. only type in lowercase.
54. dont use any punctuation either
55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write %26quot;X - BURIED TREASURE%26quot; in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: %26quot;Do you hear that?%26quot; %26quot;What?%26quot; %26quot;Never mind, its gone now.%26quot;
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
65. Demand that everyone address you as %26quot;Conquistador.%26quot;
66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67. When Christmas caroling, sing %26quot;Jingle Bells, Batman smells%26quot; until physically restrained.
68. Wear a cape that says %26quot;Magnificent One.%26quot;
69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce %26quot;no, wait, I messed it up,%26quot; and repeat.
73. Drive half a block.
74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
75. Ask people what gender they are.
76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.
77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.
78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off %26quot;in case the big one comes%26quot;.
79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as %26quot;Feliz Navidad%26quot;, the Archies %26quot;Sugar%26quot; or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.
81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
83. Change your name to %26quot;AaJohn Aaaaasmith%26quot; for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each %26quot;a.%26quot;
84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
86. Wear a LOT of cologne.
87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your %26quot;superior mental processing.%26quot;
88. Sing along at the opera.
89. Mow your lawn with scissors.
90. At a golf tournament, chant %26quot;swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!%26quot;
91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your %26quot;imaginary friend.%26quot;
92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something
about %26quot;psychological profiles.%26quot;
94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a %26quot;magic picture.%26quot;
95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
96. Never make eye contact.
97. Never break eye contact.
98. Construct elaborate %26quot;crop circles%26quot; in your front lawn.
99. Construct your own pretend %26quot;tricorder,%26quot; and %26quot;scan%26quot; people with it, announcing the results.
100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.101 Ways To Annoy People?
I thought they were a real gas ,I was slapping my desk at work chuckling. They're great!!!!!101 Ways To Annoy People?
This post was quite annoying in itself.......sorry couldn't read it all...........too long......101 Ways To Annoy People?
Your right, very annyoing101 Ways To Annoy People?
TRUE THAT BAILEY.
like come on, whos going to read this, besides, I dont want to annoy people.101 Ways To Annoy People?
lol at bailey101 Ways To Annoy People?
lol these are really funny101 Ways To Annoy People?
Shouldn't you be catering to your mom today-- maybe she would enjoy your annoying presence.
Interesting list by the way.101 Ways To Annoy People?
why post this if you're already answering your question?101 Ways To Annoy People?
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1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write %26quot;for sensual massage.%26quot;
3. Specify that your drive-through order is %26quot;to go.%26quot;
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of %26quot;Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip...%26quot;
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. %26lt;
7. Speak only in a %26quot;robot%26quot; voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will %26quot;swipe your grub%26quot;.
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog %26quot;Dog.%26quot; 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions %26quot;to keep them tuned up.%26quot;
16. Reply to everything someone says with %26quot;that's what YOU think.%26quot;
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your %26quot;astronaut training.%26quot;
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for %26quot;violating your airspace%26quot;.
19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a %26quot;real hoot.%26quot;
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and %26quot;cc:%26quot; them to your boss.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a %26quot;spider person.%26quot;
26. Finish all your sentences with the words %26quot;in accordance with the prophesy.%26quot;
27. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and %26quot;accidentally%26quot; flip the ink cartridge across the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you %26quot;like it that way.%26quot;
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for random times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a %26quot;croaking%26quot; noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
48. Tape pieces of %26quot;Sweating to the Oldies%26quot; over climactic parts of rental movies.
49. Wear your pants backwards.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
51. Begin all your sentences with %26quot;ooh la la!%26quot;
52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
53. only type in lowercase.
54. dont use any punctuation either
55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write %26quot;X - BURIED TREASURE%26quot; in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: %26quot;Do you hear that?%26quot; %26quot;What?%26quot; %26quot;Never mind, its gone now.%26quot;
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
65. Demand that everyone address you as %26quot;Conquistador.%26quot;
66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67. When Christmas caroling, sing %26quot;Jingle Bells, Batman smells%26quot; until physically restrained.
68. Wear a cape that says %26quot;Magnificent One.%26quot;
69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce %26quot;no, wait, I messed it up,%26quot; and repeat.
73. Drive half a block.
74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
75. Ask people what gender they are.
76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.
77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.
78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off %26quot;in case the big one comes%26quot;.
79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as %26quot;Feliz Navidad%26quot;, the Archies %26quot;Sugar%26quot; or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.
81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
83. Change your name to %26quot;AaJohn Aaaaasmith%26quot; for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each %26quot;a.%26quot;
84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
86. Wear a LOT of cologne.
87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your %26quot;superior mental processing.%26quot;
88. Sing along at the opera.
89. Mow your lawn with scissors.
90. At a golf tournament, chant %26quot;swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!%26quot;
91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your %26quot;imaginary friend.%26quot;
92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something
about %26quot;psychological profiles.%26quot;
94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a %26quot;magic picture.%26quot;
95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
96. Never make eye contact.
97. Never break eye contact.
98. Construct elaborate %26quot;crop circles%26quot; in your front lawn.
99. Construct your own pretend %26quot;tricorder,%26quot; and %26quot;scan%26quot; people with it, announcing the results.
100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.101 Ways To Annoy People?
I thought they were a real gas ,I was slapping my desk at work chuckling. They're great!!!!!101 Ways To Annoy People?
This post was quite annoying in itself.......sorry couldn't read it all...........too long......101 Ways To Annoy People?
Your right, very annyoing101 Ways To Annoy People?
TRUE THAT BAILEY.
like come on, whos going to read this, besides, I dont want to annoy people.101 Ways To Annoy People?
lol at bailey101 Ways To Annoy People?
lol these are really funny101 Ways To Annoy People?
Shouldn't you be catering to your mom today-- maybe she would enjoy your annoying presence.
Interesting list by the way.101 Ways To Annoy People?
why post this if you're already answering your question?101 Ways To Annoy People?
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Is my essay introduction okay? feedback ?
Feedback would be nice :)
Question :
A discussion of the development of the character of BIlly Wiles in Dean Koontz novel “Velocity”
Essay:
“Velocity” - a fast paced novel by Dean koontz shows great change in the main character of Billy Wiles throughout the novel. The way in which Koontz narrates his novel and the incidents which take place allow the reader to get a vivid incite into the mind of Billy. I will analyse these techniques to show how the character of Billy Wiles is developed throughout the novel.
Billy Wiles is a simple bartender who finds himself spending his time working,carpentry and visiting his comatised fiance, that is however until he finds a note, neatly typed and folded under the windscreen wipers of his car - “If you don’t take this note to the police and get them involved, I will kill a lovely blond schoolteacher somewhere in Napa County. If you do take this note to the police , I will instead kill an elderly woman active in charity work. You have six hours to decide. The choice is yours. At first he dismisses this as a prank but when he hears reports of a schoolteachers death and another note appears Billy is forced into a vicious ‘game’ with the killer.
Thanks in advanceIs my essay introduction okay? feedback ?
==%26gt; (That's me ?speaking“. I do not claim to have found all the typing errors or wrong spellings in your essay, but let me tell you that it makes a good introduction: ( My signs =%26gt; mean: Check this word! I just ask you to check.)
Not have a look at your own text:
“Velocity” - a fast paced ( fast-paced=%26gt; hyphenated?) novel by Dean =%26gt;Koontz shows great change in the main character of Billy Wiles throughout the novel. The way in which Koontz narrates his novel and the incidents which take place allow the reader to get a vivid incite (=%26gt; You mean insight, I guess?) into the mind of Billy. I will analyse (=%26gt;Does your teacher accept the British way of writing? The WEBSTER tells me %26quot;analyZe) to show how the character of Billy Wiles is developed throughout the novel.
Billy Wiles is a simple bartender who finds himself spending his time working,carpentry and visiting his comatised (=%26gt;Check the word. Is it in use?Then write it ..ize or should you better use ?comatose“)
fiance(=%26gt;I guess you mean it is a female person.Then it's ?fiancée“,
(WEBSTER) ) , that is however(=%26gt; Why do you use ?however“? Isn't it better to leave it out and to go on by your own words==%26gt; ... until he finds a note, neatly typed and folded under the windscreen wipers of his car - “If you don’t take this note to the police and get them involved, I will kill a lovely blond schoolteacher somewhere in Napa County. If you do take this note to the police , I will instead kill an elderly woman active in charity work. You have six hours to decide. The choice is yours.(=%26gt;after YOURS to indicate the end of quoting the quotation mark %26quot; ).
At first he dismisses this as a prank but when he hears reports of a schoolteachers ( =%26gt;spelling: schoolteacher's, apostrophe!) )death and another note appears. (=%26gt;Period) Billy is forced into a vicious ‘game’ with the killer.
=%26gt; You did well. I try to read the book. Isn't that a positive effect of what you wrote?
HySt2812
Is my essay introduction okay? feedback ?
Yeah, since its really hard for me to understand, your teacher will think its good probably. Im a valid reference pointIs my essay introduction okay? feedback ?
I would change the second sentence so it rolls a little better:
The way in which Koontz narrates his novel and the incidents which take place allow the reader vivid insight into Billy's mind. (correct your spelling on %26quot;insight%26quot;)
Maybe remove %26quot;Billy Wiles%26quot; in the last sentence of the first paragraph - you've mentioned him a couple of times so it is clear of whom you are speaking.
In the second paragraph, you need a quotation mark to show the end of the quote after %26quot;The choice is yours.%26quot;
Add a comma to this sentence: At first he dismisses this as a prank but when he hears reports of a schoolteachers death and another note appears, Billy is forced into a vicious ‘game’ with the killer.
Other than those minor changes I think it's great! It reads well and I kind of want to read the book now. :o) Best wishes for an A!Is my essay introduction okay? feedback ?
I'll edit the paragraphs according to what I think sounds correct. The disclaimer is that although I do well in English classes, I'm no professor. So take this with a grain of salt.
Velocity (underlined, not in quotes), a fast-paced novel by Dean Koontz, shows the drastic development of character, Billy Wiles, throughout the novel. The detailed narration of the novel, and the situations in which Billy finds himself, paint a vivid picture for Koontz' readers. An analysis of these techniques shows the development of Billy throughout the novel.
Billy Wiles is a simple bartender who spends his time working as a carpenter and visiting his comatose fiance. One day, he finds a note, neatly typed and folded under the windscreen wipers of his car. “If you don’t take this note to the police and get them involved, I will kill a lovely blond schoolteacher somewhere in Napa County. If you do take this note to the police, I will instead kill an elderly woman active in charity work. You have six hours to decide. The choice is yours,%26quot; the note reads. At first he dismisses the warning as a prank, but when he hears reports of a schoolteachers death and another note appears, Billy is forced into a vicious ‘game’ with the killer.
Hope this helps you! A few minor changes in wording and punctuation should help!
Question :
A discussion of the development of the character of BIlly Wiles in Dean Koontz novel “Velocity”
Essay:
“Velocity” - a fast paced novel by Dean koontz shows great change in the main character of Billy Wiles throughout the novel. The way in which Koontz narrates his novel and the incidents which take place allow the reader to get a vivid incite into the mind of Billy. I will analyse these techniques to show how the character of Billy Wiles is developed throughout the novel.
Billy Wiles is a simple bartender who finds himself spending his time working,carpentry and visiting his comatised fiance, that is however until he finds a note, neatly typed and folded under the windscreen wipers of his car - “If you don’t take this note to the police and get them involved, I will kill a lovely blond schoolteacher somewhere in Napa County. If you do take this note to the police , I will instead kill an elderly woman active in charity work. You have six hours to decide. The choice is yours. At first he dismisses this as a prank but when he hears reports of a schoolteachers death and another note appears Billy is forced into a vicious ‘game’ with the killer.
Thanks in advanceIs my essay introduction okay? feedback ?
==%26gt; (That's me ?speaking“. I do not claim to have found all the typing errors or wrong spellings in your essay, but let me tell you that it makes a good introduction: ( My signs =%26gt; mean: Check this word! I just ask you to check.)
Not have a look at your own text:
“Velocity” - a fast paced ( fast-paced=%26gt; hyphenated?) novel by Dean =%26gt;Koontz shows great change in the main character of Billy Wiles throughout the novel. The way in which Koontz narrates his novel and the incidents which take place allow the reader to get a vivid incite (=%26gt; You mean insight, I guess?) into the mind of Billy. I will analyse (=%26gt;Does your teacher accept the British way of writing? The WEBSTER tells me %26quot;analyZe) to show how the character of Billy Wiles is developed throughout the novel.
Billy Wiles is a simple bartender who finds himself spending his time working,carpentry and visiting his comatised (=%26gt;Check the word. Is it in use?Then write it ..ize or should you better use ?comatose“)
fiance(=%26gt;I guess you mean it is a female person.Then it's ?fiancée“,
(WEBSTER) ) , that is however(=%26gt; Why do you use ?however“? Isn't it better to leave it out and to go on by your own words==%26gt; ... until he finds a note, neatly typed and folded under the windscreen wipers of his car - “If you don’t take this note to the police and get them involved, I will kill a lovely blond schoolteacher somewhere in Napa County. If you do take this note to the police , I will instead kill an elderly woman active in charity work. You have six hours to decide. The choice is yours.(=%26gt;after YOURS to indicate the end of quoting the quotation mark %26quot; ).
At first he dismisses this as a prank but when he hears reports of a schoolteachers ( =%26gt;spelling: schoolteacher's, apostrophe!) )death and another note appears. (=%26gt;Period) Billy is forced into a vicious ‘game’ with the killer.
=%26gt; You did well. I try to read the book. Isn't that a positive effect of what you wrote?
HySt2812
Is my essay introduction okay? feedback ?
Yeah, since its really hard for me to understand, your teacher will think its good probably. Im a valid reference pointIs my essay introduction okay? feedback ?
I would change the second sentence so it rolls a little better:
The way in which Koontz narrates his novel and the incidents which take place allow the reader vivid insight into Billy's mind. (correct your spelling on %26quot;insight%26quot;)
Maybe remove %26quot;Billy Wiles%26quot; in the last sentence of the first paragraph - you've mentioned him a couple of times so it is clear of whom you are speaking.
In the second paragraph, you need a quotation mark to show the end of the quote after %26quot;The choice is yours.%26quot;
Add a comma to this sentence: At first he dismisses this as a prank but when he hears reports of a schoolteachers death and another note appears, Billy is forced into a vicious ‘game’ with the killer.
Other than those minor changes I think it's great! It reads well and I kind of want to read the book now. :o) Best wishes for an A!Is my essay introduction okay? feedback ?
I'll edit the paragraphs according to what I think sounds correct. The disclaimer is that although I do well in English classes, I'm no professor. So take this with a grain of salt.
Velocity (underlined, not in quotes), a fast-paced novel by Dean Koontz, shows the drastic development of character, Billy Wiles, throughout the novel. The detailed narration of the novel, and the situations in which Billy finds himself, paint a vivid picture for Koontz' readers. An analysis of these techniques shows the development of Billy throughout the novel.
Billy Wiles is a simple bartender who spends his time working as a carpenter and visiting his comatose fiance. One day, he finds a note, neatly typed and folded under the windscreen wipers of his car. “If you don’t take this note to the police and get them involved, I will kill a lovely blond schoolteacher somewhere in Napa County. If you do take this note to the police, I will instead kill an elderly woman active in charity work. You have six hours to decide. The choice is yours,%26quot; the note reads. At first he dismisses the warning as a prank, but when he hears reports of a schoolteachers death and another note appears, Billy is forced into a vicious ‘game’ with the killer.
Hope this helps you! A few minor changes in wording and punctuation should help!
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101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write %26quot;for sensual massage.%26quot;
3. Specify that your drive-through order is %26quot;to go.%26quot;
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of %26quot;Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip...%26quot;
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. %26lt;
7. Speak only in a %26quot;robot%26quot; voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will %26quot;swipe your grub%26quot;.
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog %26quot;Dog.%26quot; 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions %26quot;to keep them tuned up.%26quot;
16. Reply to everything someone says with %26quot;that's what YOU think.%26quot;
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your %26quot;astronaut training.%26quot;
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for %26quot;violating your airspace%26quot;.
19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a %26quot;real hoot.%26quot;
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and %26quot;cc:%26quot; them to your boss.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a %26quot;spider person.%26quot;
26. Finish all your sentences with the words %26quot;in accordance with the prophesy.%26quot;
27. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and %26quot;accidentally%26quot; flip the ink cartridge across the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you %26quot;like it that way.%26quot;
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for random times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a %26quot;croaking%26quot; noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
48. Tape pieces of %26quot;Sweating to the Oldies%26quot; over climactic parts of rental movies.
49. Wear your pants backwards.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
51. Begin all your sentences with %26quot;ooh la la!%26quot;
52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
53. only type in lowercase.
54. dont use any punctuation either
55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write %26quot;X - BURIED TREASURE%26quot; in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: %26quot;Do you hear that?%26quot; %26quot;What?%26quot; %26quot;Never mind, its gone now.%26quot;
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
65. Demand that everyone address you as %26quot;Conquistador.%26quot;
66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67. When Christmas caroling, sing %26quot;Jingle Bells, Batman smells%26quot; until physically restrained.
68. Wear a cape that says %26quot;Magnificent One.%26quot;
69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
71. Pretend your computer's mouseNeed a laugh? 101 ways to annoy people! ?
haha very funny!Need a laugh? 101 ways to annoy people! ?
17 and 18=lmaoNeed a laugh? 101 ways to annoy people! ?
What happened to the rest of them?Need a laugh? 101 ways to annoy people! ?
lmao!!! XD ok a star for you :)Need a laugh? 101 ways to annoy people! ?
Haha! Thanks for the smiles and chuckles! :DNeed a laugh? 101 ways to annoy people! ?
poop slowly coming out of the buttcrack , pull down pants and eat it ,
Then add some vagina lint.Need a laugh? 101 ways to annoy people! ?
I have actually done some of these things- ahhh the good old days!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81szj1vpE…Need a laugh? 101 ways to annoy people! ?
LOL I love them so far, keep them coming lol
: )
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write %26quot;for sensual massage.%26quot;
3. Specify that your drive-through order is %26quot;to go.%26quot;
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of %26quot;Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip...%26quot;
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. %26lt;
7. Speak only in a %26quot;robot%26quot; voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will %26quot;swipe your grub%26quot;.
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog %26quot;Dog.%26quot; 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions %26quot;to keep them tuned up.%26quot;
16. Reply to everything someone says with %26quot;that's what YOU think.%26quot;
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your %26quot;astronaut training.%26quot;
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for %26quot;violating your airspace%26quot;.
19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a %26quot;real hoot.%26quot;
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and %26quot;cc:%26quot; them to your boss.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a %26quot;spider person.%26quot;
26. Finish all your sentences with the words %26quot;in accordance with the prophesy.%26quot;
27. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and %26quot;accidentally%26quot; flip the ink cartridge across the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you %26quot;like it that way.%26quot;
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for random times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a %26quot;croaking%26quot; noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
48. Tape pieces of %26quot;Sweating to the Oldies%26quot; over climactic parts of rental movies.
49. Wear your pants backwards.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
51. Begin all your sentences with %26quot;ooh la la!%26quot;
52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
53. only type in lowercase.
54. dont use any punctuation either
55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write %26quot;X - BURIED TREASURE%26quot; in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: %26quot;Do you hear that?%26quot; %26quot;What?%26quot; %26quot;Never mind, its gone now.%26quot;
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
65. Demand that everyone address you as %26quot;Conquistador.%26quot;
66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67. When Christmas caroling, sing %26quot;Jingle Bells, Batman smells%26quot; until physically restrained.
68. Wear a cape that says %26quot;Magnificent One.%26quot;
69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
71. Pretend your computer's mouseNeed a laugh? 101 ways to annoy people! ?
haha very funny!Need a laugh? 101 ways to annoy people! ?
17 and 18=lmaoNeed a laugh? 101 ways to annoy people! ?
What happened to the rest of them?Need a laugh? 101 ways to annoy people! ?
lmao!!! XD ok a star for you :)Need a laugh? 101 ways to annoy people! ?
Haha! Thanks for the smiles and chuckles! :DNeed a laugh? 101 ways to annoy people! ?
poop slowly coming out of the buttcrack , pull down pants and eat it ,
Then add some vagina lint.Need a laugh? 101 ways to annoy people! ?
I have actually done some of these things- ahhh the good old days!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81szj1vpE…Need a laugh? 101 ways to annoy people! ?
LOL I love them so far, keep them coming lol
: )
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