1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write %26quot;for sensual massage.%26quot;
3. Specify that your drive-through order is %26quot;to go.%26quot;
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of %26quot;Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip...%26quot;
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. %26lt;
7. Speak only in a %26quot;robot%26quot; voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will %26quot;swipe your grub%26quot;.
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog %26quot;Dog.%26quot;
15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions %26quot;to keep them tuned up.%26quot;
16. Reply to everything someone says with %26quot;that's what YOU think.%26quot;
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your %26quot;astronaut training.%26quot;
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for %26quot;violating your airspace%26quot;.
19. Forget the punch line to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a %26quot;real hoot.%26quot;
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and %26quot;cc:%26quot; them to your boss.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a %26quot;spider person.%26quot;
26. Finish all your sentences with the words %26quot;in accordance with the prophesy.%26quot;
27. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and %26quot;accidentally%26quot; flip the ink cartridge across the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Co sell voice.
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you %26quot;like it that way.%26quot;
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
38. Sew anti-theft detector strips into peoples backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for random times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a %26quot;croaking%26quot; noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
48. Tape pieces of %26quot;Sweating to the Oldies%26quot; over climactic parts of rental movies.
49. Wear your pants backwards.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
51. Begin all your sentences with %26quot;ooh la la!%26quot;
52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
53. only type in lowercase.
54. don’t use any punctuation either
55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write %26quot;X - BURIED TREASURE%26quot; in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: %26quot;Do you hear that?%26quot; %26quot;What?%26quot; %26quot;Never mind, its gone now.%26quot;
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
65. Demand that everyone address you as %26quot;Conquistador.%26quot;
66. At the Laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67. When Christmas caroling, sing %26quot;Jingle Bells, Batman smells%26quot; until physically restrained.
68. Wear a cape that says %26quot;Magnificent One.%26quot;
69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and taWich is the most anoying?
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Thursday, September 22, 2011
101 Ways to Annoy People.?
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write %26quot;for sensual massage.%26quot;
3. Specify that your drive-through order is %26quot;to go.%26quot;
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of %26quot;Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip...%26quot;
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. %26lt;
7. Speak only in a %26quot;robot%26quot; voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will %26quot;swipe your grub%26quot;.
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog %26quot;Dog.%26quot;
15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions %26quot;to keep them tuned up.%26quot;
16. Reply to everything someone says with %26quot;that's what YOU think.%26quot;
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your %26quot;astronaut training.%26quot;
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for %26quot;violating your airspace%26quot;.
19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a %26quot;real hoot.%26quot;
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and %26quot;cc:%26quot; them to your boss.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a %26quot;spider person.%26quot;
26. Finish all your sentences with the words %26quot;in accordance with the prophesy.%26quot;
27. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and %26quot;accidentally%26quot; flip the ink cartridge across the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you %26quot;like it that way.%26quot;
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for random times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a %26quot;croaking%26quot; noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
48. Tape pieces of %26quot;Sweating to the Oldies%26quot; over climactic parts of rental movies.
49. Wear your pants backwards.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
51. Begin all your sentences with %26quot;ooh la la!%26quot;
52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
53. only type in lowercase.
54. dont use any punctuation either
55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write %26quot;X - BURIED TREASURE%26quot; in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: %26quot;Do you hear that?%26quot; %26quot;What?%26quot; %26quot;Never mind, its gone now.%26quot;
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
65. Demand that everyone address you as %26quot;Conquistador.%26quot;
66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67. When Christmas caroling, sing %26quot;Jingle Bells, Batman smells%26quot; until physically restrained.
68. Wear a cape that says %26quot;Magnificent One.%26quot;
69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk101 Ways to Annoy People.?
72. Fart consistently w/o apologizing or warning your surrounding
73. Every time you come across someone, give them a sarcastic smile and show them a %26quot;loser%26quot; sign.
74. When you come across someone and once you establish eye contact, spit in disgust
75. In a grocery store, your turn to pay at the counter, if there is a huge line behind, slide your card for debit and don't go through the all process, cancel when it says %26quot;amount correct%26quot;, do it many many times till you piss off the clerk and the people behind you. Don't let the clerk help you, get irritated and tell the clerk you really know how to do it.
76. Scratch your butt crack and smell it in public
that's it for now!101 Ways to Annoy People.?
funny!
answer mine?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AtFjAqwGrUzs.KF.HcFfV5Dsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20090508081224AA8Mg93101 Ways to Annoy People.?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AmNncGLupKEHM2QOEi1.AGfsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20090508092830AAC83yQ101 Ways to Annoy People.?
4 and 5 are hilarious....70-so irritating101 Ways to Annoy People.?
LOOOL XD101 Ways to Annoy People.?
72. Ask the same question over and over again....101 Ways to Annoy People.?
lol i like the long joke 1 and the prophecy 1. it wud be soo annoyin. lol :)101 Ways to Annoy People.?
GOOD GOD, BARBIE!! WAS THIS BOOK NECESSARY?101 Ways to Annoy People.?
Hey you did 47
Those were hilarious.
We need the rest, I loooved it.101 Ways to Annoy People.?
Lol
:oD101 Ways to Annoy People.?
I LOVE these types of things. :D101 Ways to Annoy People.?
Wheres the rest of them? Ahhhh this is dooped!101 Ways to Annoy People.?
No that is only 71101 Ways to Annoy People.?
cool101 Ways to Annoy People.?
those are all annoying because they are so stupid and a lot just don't even make sense...101 Ways to Annoy People.?
Number one should be: %26quot;being a liberal%26quot;
Check my link. I disagree with their 1 pick, I think Nancy Pelosi is the most disgusting, annoying and nasty person in the country. They have her at 5.101 Ways to Annoy People.?
These gave me a much needed lol!
I was laughing so hard my mum thought i was having some sort of fit and came rushing upstairs.
72. When someone is having a phone conversation, sit next to them and answer all the questions they ask the person on the phone.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write %26quot;for sensual massage.%26quot;
3. Specify that your drive-through order is %26quot;to go.%26quot;
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of %26quot;Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip...%26quot;
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. %26lt;
7. Speak only in a %26quot;robot%26quot; voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will %26quot;swipe your grub%26quot;.
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog %26quot;Dog.%26quot;
15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions %26quot;to keep them tuned up.%26quot;
16. Reply to everything someone says with %26quot;that's what YOU think.%26quot;
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your %26quot;astronaut training.%26quot;
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for %26quot;violating your airspace%26quot;.
19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a %26quot;real hoot.%26quot;
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and %26quot;cc:%26quot; them to your boss.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a %26quot;spider person.%26quot;
26. Finish all your sentences with the words %26quot;in accordance with the prophesy.%26quot;
27. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and %26quot;accidentally%26quot; flip the ink cartridge across the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you %26quot;like it that way.%26quot;
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for random times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a %26quot;croaking%26quot; noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
48. Tape pieces of %26quot;Sweating to the Oldies%26quot; over climactic parts of rental movies.
49. Wear your pants backwards.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
51. Begin all your sentences with %26quot;ooh la la!%26quot;
52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
53. only type in lowercase.
54. dont use any punctuation either
55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write %26quot;X - BURIED TREASURE%26quot; in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: %26quot;Do you hear that?%26quot; %26quot;What?%26quot; %26quot;Never mind, its gone now.%26quot;
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
65. Demand that everyone address you as %26quot;Conquistador.%26quot;
66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67. When Christmas caroling, sing %26quot;Jingle Bells, Batman smells%26quot; until physically restrained.
68. Wear a cape that says %26quot;Magnificent One.%26quot;
69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk101 Ways to Annoy People.?
72. Fart consistently w/o apologizing or warning your surrounding
73. Every time you come across someone, give them a sarcastic smile and show them a %26quot;loser%26quot; sign.
74. When you come across someone and once you establish eye contact, spit in disgust
75. In a grocery store, your turn to pay at the counter, if there is a huge line behind, slide your card for debit and don't go through the all process, cancel when it says %26quot;amount correct%26quot;, do it many many times till you piss off the clerk and the people behind you. Don't let the clerk help you, get irritated and tell the clerk you really know how to do it.
76. Scratch your butt crack and smell it in public
that's it for now!101 Ways to Annoy People.?
funny!
answer mine?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AtFjAqwGrUzs.KF.HcFfV5Dsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20090508081224AA8Mg93101 Ways to Annoy People.?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AmNncGLupKEHM2QOEi1.AGfsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20090508092830AAC83yQ101 Ways to Annoy People.?
4 and 5 are hilarious....70-so irritating101 Ways to Annoy People.?
LOOOL XD101 Ways to Annoy People.?
72. Ask the same question over and over again....101 Ways to Annoy People.?
lol i like the long joke 1 and the prophecy 1. it wud be soo annoyin. lol :)101 Ways to Annoy People.?
GOOD GOD, BARBIE!! WAS THIS BOOK NECESSARY?101 Ways to Annoy People.?
Hey you did 47
Those were hilarious.
We need the rest, I loooved it.101 Ways to Annoy People.?
Lol
:oD101 Ways to Annoy People.?
I LOVE these types of things. :D101 Ways to Annoy People.?
Wheres the rest of them? Ahhhh this is dooped!101 Ways to Annoy People.?
No that is only 71101 Ways to Annoy People.?
cool101 Ways to Annoy People.?
those are all annoying because they are so stupid and a lot just don't even make sense...101 Ways to Annoy People.?
Number one should be: %26quot;being a liberal%26quot;
Check my link. I disagree with their 1 pick, I think Nancy Pelosi is the most disgusting, annoying and nasty person in the country. They have her at 5.101 Ways to Annoy People.?
These gave me a much needed lol!
I was laughing so hard my mum thought i was having some sort of fit and came rushing upstairs.
72. When someone is having a phone conversation, sit next to them and answer all the questions they ask the person on the phone.
Ways to annoy people?
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write %26quot;for sensual massage.%26quot;
3. Specify that your drive-through order is %26quot;to go.%26quot;
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of %26quot;Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip...%26quot;
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.
7. Speak only in a %26quot;robot%26quot; voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will %26quot;swipe your grub%26quot;.
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog %26quot;Dog.%26quot;
15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions %26quot;to keep them tuned up.%26quot;
16. Reply to everything someone says with %26quot;that's what YOU think.%26quot;
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your %26quot;astronaut training.%26quot;
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for %26quot;violating your airspace%26quot;.
19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a %26quot;real hoot.%26quot;
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and %26quot;cc:%26quot; them to your boss.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a %26quot;spider person.%26quot;
26. Finish all your sentences with the words %26quot;in accordance with the prophesy.%26quot;
27. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and %26quot;accidentally%26quot; flip the ink cartridge across the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you %26quot;like it that way.%26quot;
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
38. Sew anti-theft detector strips into peoples backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for random times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a %26quot;croaking%26quot; noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
48. Tape pieces of %26quot;Sweating to the Oldies%26quot; over climactic parts of rental movies.
49. Wear your pants backwards.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
51. Begin all your sentences with %26quot;ooh la la!%26quot;
52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
53. only type in lowercase.
54. dont use any punctuation either
55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write %26quot;X - BURIED TREASURE%26quot; in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: %26quot;Do you hear that?%26quot; %26quot;What?%26quot; %26quot;Never mind, its gone now.%26quot;
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
65. Demand that everyone address you as %26quot;Conquistador.%26quot;
66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67. When Christmas caroling, sing %26quot;Jingle Bells, Batman smells%26quot; until physically restrained.
68. Wear a cape that says %26quot;Magnificent One.%26quot;
69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk tWays to annoy people?
lol!! these are funny.!!Ways to annoy people?
stareWays to annoy people?
These may become useful
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write %26quot;for sensual massage.%26quot;
3. Specify that your drive-through order is %26quot;to go.%26quot;
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of %26quot;Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip...%26quot;
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.
7. Speak only in a %26quot;robot%26quot; voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will %26quot;swipe your grub%26quot;.
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog %26quot;Dog.%26quot;
15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions %26quot;to keep them tuned up.%26quot;
16. Reply to everything someone says with %26quot;that's what YOU think.%26quot;
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your %26quot;astronaut training.%26quot;
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for %26quot;violating your airspace%26quot;.
19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a %26quot;real hoot.%26quot;
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and %26quot;cc:%26quot; them to your boss.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a %26quot;spider person.%26quot;
26. Finish all your sentences with the words %26quot;in accordance with the prophesy.%26quot;
27. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and %26quot;accidentally%26quot; flip the ink cartridge across the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you %26quot;like it that way.%26quot;
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
38. Sew anti-theft detector strips into peoples backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for random times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a %26quot;croaking%26quot; noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
48. Tape pieces of %26quot;Sweating to the Oldies%26quot; over climactic parts of rental movies.
49. Wear your pants backwards.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
51. Begin all your sentences with %26quot;ooh la la!%26quot;
52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
53. only type in lowercase.
54. dont use any punctuation either
55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write %26quot;X - BURIED TREASURE%26quot; in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: %26quot;Do you hear that?%26quot; %26quot;What?%26quot; %26quot;Never mind, its gone now.%26quot;
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
65. Demand that everyone address you as %26quot;Conquistador.%26quot;
66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67. When Christmas caroling, sing %26quot;Jingle Bells, Batman smells%26quot; until physically restrained.
68. Wear a cape that says %26quot;Magnificent One.%26quot;
69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk tWays to annoy people?
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1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write %26quot;for sensual massage.%26quot;
3. Specify that your drive-through order is %26quot;to go.%26quot;
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of %26quot;Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip...%26quot;
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. %26lt;
7. Speak only in a %26quot;robot%26quot; voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will %26quot;swipe your grub%26quot;.
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog %26quot;Dog.%26quot; 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions %26quot;to keep them tuned up.%26quot;
16. Reply to everything someone says with %26quot;that's what YOU think.%26quot;
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your %26quot;astronaut training.%26quot;
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for %26quot;violating your airspace%26quot;.
19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a %26quot;real hoot.%26quot;
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and %26quot;cc:%26quot; them to your boss.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a %26quot;spider person.%26quot;
26. Finish all your sentences with the words %26quot;in accordance with the prophesy.%26quot;
27. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and %26quot;accidentally%26quot; flip the ink cartridge across the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you %26quot;like it that way.%26quot;
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for random times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a %26quot;croaking%26quot; noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
48. Tape pieces of %26quot;Sweating to the Oldies%26quot; over climactic parts of rental movies.
49. Wear your pants backwards.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
51. Begin all your sentences with %26quot;ooh la la!%26quot;
52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
53. only type in lowercase.
54. dont use any punctuation either
55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write %26quot;X - BURIED TREASURE%26quot; in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: %26quot;Do you hear that?%26quot; %26quot;What?%26quot; %26quot;Never mind, its gone now.%26quot;
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
65. Demand that everyone address you as %26quot;Conquistador.%26quot;
66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67. When Christmas caroling, sing %26quot;Jingle Bells, Batman smells%26quot; until physically restrained.
68. Wear a cape that says %26quot;Magnificent One.%26quot;
69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk toBored,read 101 ways to annoy people?
72.Poke them with a spoon (or stab them)
73.Talk about purple talking monkeys for 2 hours straight
74.Tell them that you believe that little invisible fairys that dance on flowers control the world
75.tell them that flying llamas went to there house and took their clothes
76.Answer your mom! to everything they ask
77.Fast talk in a conversation so the person has no idea what you said then if asked to repeat it Don't
78.Stay silent when people ask you a question with a really blank expression on your faceBored,read 101 ways to annoy people?
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
lol very funny i loved readin that!Bored,read 101 ways to annoy people?
this is sooo genius!! you should try them out in real, and make a video of it!!
also, there are texts online which say: things you should not do in an elevator.
for example:
say %26quot;ping!%26quot; every time the elevator opens.
or: ask every person entering the elevator if you can push the button for them.
LoL!
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write %26quot;for sensual massage.%26quot;
3. Specify that your drive-through order is %26quot;to go.%26quot;
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of %26quot;Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip...%26quot;
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. %26lt;
7. Speak only in a %26quot;robot%26quot; voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will %26quot;swipe your grub%26quot;.
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog %26quot;Dog.%26quot; 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions %26quot;to keep them tuned up.%26quot;
16. Reply to everything someone says with %26quot;that's what YOU think.%26quot;
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your %26quot;astronaut training.%26quot;
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for %26quot;violating your airspace%26quot;.
19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a %26quot;real hoot.%26quot;
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and %26quot;cc:%26quot; them to your boss.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a %26quot;spider person.%26quot;
26. Finish all your sentences with the words %26quot;in accordance with the prophesy.%26quot;
27. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and %26quot;accidentally%26quot; flip the ink cartridge across the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you %26quot;like it that way.%26quot;
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for random times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a %26quot;croaking%26quot; noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
48. Tape pieces of %26quot;Sweating to the Oldies%26quot; over climactic parts of rental movies.
49. Wear your pants backwards.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
51. Begin all your sentences with %26quot;ooh la la!%26quot;
52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
53. only type in lowercase.
54. dont use any punctuation either
55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write %26quot;X - BURIED TREASURE%26quot; in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: %26quot;Do you hear that?%26quot; %26quot;What?%26quot; %26quot;Never mind, its gone now.%26quot;
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
65. Demand that everyone address you as %26quot;Conquistador.%26quot;
66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67. When Christmas caroling, sing %26quot;Jingle Bells, Batman smells%26quot; until physically restrained.
68. Wear a cape that says %26quot;Magnificent One.%26quot;
69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk toBored,read 101 ways to annoy people?
72.Poke them with a spoon (or stab them)
73.Talk about purple talking monkeys for 2 hours straight
74.Tell them that you believe that little invisible fairys that dance on flowers control the world
75.tell them that flying llamas went to there house and took their clothes
76.Answer your mom! to everything they ask
77.Fast talk in a conversation so the person has no idea what you said then if asked to repeat it Don't
78.Stay silent when people ask you a question with a really blank expression on your faceBored,read 101 ways to annoy people?
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
lol very funny i loved readin that!Bored,read 101 ways to annoy people?
this is sooo genius!! you should try them out in real, and make a video of it!!
also, there are texts online which say: things you should not do in an elevator.
for example:
say %26quot;ping!%26quot; every time the elevator opens.
or: ask every person entering the elevator if you can push the button for them.
LoL!
This is 101 ways to annoy people....are they annoying?
101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write %26quot;for sensual massage.%26quot;
3. Specify that your drive-through order is %26quot;to go.%26quot;
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of %26quot;Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip...%26quot;
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. %26lt;
7. Speak only in a %26quot;robot%26quot; voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will %26quot;swipe your grub%26quot;.
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog %26quot;Dog.%26quot; 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions %26quot;to keep them tuned up.%26quot;
16. Reply to everything someone says with %26quot;that's what YOU think.%26quot;
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your %26quot;astronaut training.%26quot;
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for %26quot;violating your airspace%26quot;.
19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a %26quot;real hoot.%26quot;
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and %26quot;cc:%26quot; them to your boss.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a %26quot;spider person.%26quot;
26. Finish all your sentences with the words %26quot;in accordance with the prophesy.%26quot;
27. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and %26quot;accidentally%26quot; flip the ink cartridge across the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you %26quot;like it that way.%26quot;
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for random times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a %26quot;croaking%26quot; noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
48. Tape pieces of %26quot;Sweating to the Oldies%26quot; over climactic parts of rental movies.
49. Wear your pants backwards.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
51. Begin all your sentences with %26quot;ooh la la!%26quot;
52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
53. only type in lowercase.
54. dont use any punctuation either
55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write %26quot;X - BURIED TREASURE%26quot; in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: %26quot;Do you hear that?%26quot; %26quot;What?%26quot; %26quot;Never mind, its gone now.%26quot;
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
65. Demand that everyone address you as %26quot;Conquistador.%26quot;
66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67. When Christmas caroling, sing %26quot;Jingle Bells, Batman smells%26quot; until physically restrained.
68. Wear a cape that says %26quot;Magnificent One.%26quot;
69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
72. Try playing the WilliaThis is 101 ways to annoy people....are they annoying?
i swear in gonna do at least 5 of these one day these r HILARIOUS.
and im gonna copy %26amp; paste this to my signature.
get the next 29 done soon!!! ^_^This is 101 ways to annoy people....are they annoying?
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they're is only 72...This is 101 ways to annoy people....are they annoying?
that's only 72! but some of them seem pretty amusingThis is 101 ways to annoy people....are they annoying?
just about all of those made me smile or laugh. funnyy. :]This is 101 ways to annoy people....are they annoying?
That made me laugh wicked hard! lol This is 101 ways to annoy people....are they annoying?
there is only 72.
i guess the rest is another annoying part.
leaving out he rest of what u say u had for us.
are we supposed to be annoyed?
i am not, but the 72 u did give out were mostly funny. made me chuckle a bit.This is 101 ways to annoy people....are they annoying?
I found nearly all of these to be very funny. Are we supposed to finish the other 29 ourselves?Here's a few more: %26gt; Put red-tipped white canes on each of your car fenders, wear dark glasses when you drive, %26amp; slide the seat all the way back so you can keep your arms straight while you drive. %26gt; Go through the music scale as the floor numbers change on an elevator. %26gt; Jump like you're frightened as soon as the elevator starts to move. (BTW, have you been teaching these to the people in the homeless shelter at which I work? There's enough flakes around here for a large bowl of cereal! ~:)%26gt;hot myspace client time
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write %26quot;for sensual massage.%26quot;
3. Specify that your drive-through order is %26quot;to go.%26quot;
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of %26quot;Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip...%26quot;
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. %26lt;
7. Speak only in a %26quot;robot%26quot; voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will %26quot;swipe your grub%26quot;.
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog %26quot;Dog.%26quot; 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions %26quot;to keep them tuned up.%26quot;
16. Reply to everything someone says with %26quot;that's what YOU think.%26quot;
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your %26quot;astronaut training.%26quot;
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for %26quot;violating your airspace%26quot;.
19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a %26quot;real hoot.%26quot;
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and %26quot;cc:%26quot; them to your boss.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a %26quot;spider person.%26quot;
26. Finish all your sentences with the words %26quot;in accordance with the prophesy.%26quot;
27. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and %26quot;accidentally%26quot; flip the ink cartridge across the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you %26quot;like it that way.%26quot;
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for random times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a %26quot;croaking%26quot; noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
48. Tape pieces of %26quot;Sweating to the Oldies%26quot; over climactic parts of rental movies.
49. Wear your pants backwards.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
51. Begin all your sentences with %26quot;ooh la la!%26quot;
52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
53. only type in lowercase.
54. dont use any punctuation either
55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write %26quot;X - BURIED TREASURE%26quot; in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: %26quot;Do you hear that?%26quot; %26quot;What?%26quot; %26quot;Never mind, its gone now.%26quot;
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
65. Demand that everyone address you as %26quot;Conquistador.%26quot;
66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67. When Christmas caroling, sing %26quot;Jingle Bells, Batman smells%26quot; until physically restrained.
68. Wear a cape that says %26quot;Magnificent One.%26quot;
69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
72. Try playing the WilliaThis is 101 ways to annoy people....are they annoying?
i swear in gonna do at least 5 of these one day these r HILARIOUS.
and im gonna copy %26amp; paste this to my signature.
get the next 29 done soon!!! ^_^This is 101 ways to annoy people....are they annoying?
The 12 Dogs of Christmas (2005)
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This is 101 ways to annoy people....are they annoying?they're is only 72...This is 101 ways to annoy people....are they annoying?
that's only 72! but some of them seem pretty amusingThis is 101 ways to annoy people....are they annoying?
just about all of those made me smile or laugh. funnyy. :]This is 101 ways to annoy people....are they annoying?
That made me laugh wicked hard! lol This is 101 ways to annoy people....are they annoying?
there is only 72.
i guess the rest is another annoying part.
leaving out he rest of what u say u had for us.
are we supposed to be annoyed?
i am not, but the 72 u did give out were mostly funny. made me chuckle a bit.This is 101 ways to annoy people....are they annoying?
I found nearly all of these to be very funny. Are we supposed to finish the other 29 ourselves?Here's a few more: %26gt; Put red-tipped white canes on each of your car fenders, wear dark glasses when you drive, %26amp; slide the seat all the way back so you can keep your arms straight while you drive. %26gt; Go through the music scale as the floor numbers change on an elevator. %26gt; Jump like you're frightened as soon as the elevator starts to move. (BTW, have you been teaching these to the people in the homeless shelter at which I work? There's enough flakes around here for a large bowl of cereal! ~:)%26gt;
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A discussion of the development of the character of BIlly Wiles in Dean Koontz novel “Velocity”
“Velocity” , a fast paced novel by Dean Koontz, shows drastic development of the main character, Billy Wiles throughout the novel. The way in which Koontz narrates his novel and the incidents which take place allow the reader to get a vivid insight into the mind and character of Billy. I will analyse these techniques to show how the character of Billy Wiles is developed throughout the novel.
Billy Wiles is a simple bartender who finds himself spending his time working,carpentry and visiting his comatose fiance, that is however until he finds a note, neatly typed and folded under the windscreen wipers of his car - “If you don’t take this note to the police and get them involved, I will kill a lovely blond schoolteacher somewhere in Napa County. If you do take this note to the police , I will instead kill an elderly woman active in charity work. You have six hours to decide. The choice is yours. At first he dismisses this as a prank but when he hears reports of a schoolteachers death and another note appears Billy is forced into a vicious ‘game’ with the killer.
During the opening chapters of the novel the character of Billy is quickly established as you you would expect , a simple bartender - good at listening and very friendly with the punters.
“You’re like a sponge...You take everything in....But then your a stone too....if you’re squeezed, you give nothing back”
His character is shown to take everything in although not greatly apparent at this time throughout the novel and his overall transformation this skill proves useful and it itself develops.
Is this good so far, wondering if you think is hould have anotehr paragraph in between to show the change in a general form then talk about it in detail.
Thanks in advane
BlairHow is my essay so far, feedback?
i like it.. you could add the other paragraph though :]
but good work!How is my essay so far, feedback?
Good, but don't forget to cite p. number!How is my essay so far, feedback?
essays good..
book suxHow is my essay so far, feedback?
That idea it's been done by Edgar Cayce.. did you subcosciously get the idea from him? Only with Edgar Cayce the name in store was Hughes!
Your article alot shorter.. needs more to it! Rather insufficient!How is my essay so far, feedback?
i like it great choice of diction. the only thing i would change is in the first paragraph you say %26quot;i will analyze these techniques%26quot; i was always told to not use first person while writing an essay analyzing a book. i would write something like %26quot;those techniques koontz used in his novel displays how the character of Billy Wiles is developed throughout the novel.%26quot; or something along those lines. my Ap teachers always drilled into us to not use first person when analyzing an novel in an essay. i would also lengthen the essay, and fix the syntax and organization of it.How is my essay so far, feedback?
This is pretty well written. My main criticism is that in your opening paragraph, your last sentence should be more of a thesis statement. Meaning you should find a way to tell what your paper is going to be about without actually saying %26quot;I am going to tell you about this%26quot;
%26quot;I will analyze these techniques to show how the character of Billy wiles is developed throughout the novel%26quot; is too 'this is who i am and this is what i'm doing'. you have to find a more...for lack of a better word, literary way of saying that and at the same time, introduce what your paper will be about. Take the general point of your paper and turn it into a thesis statement. Since your talking about character development, maybe have it sound something like this:
%26quot;Billy Wiles's world was turned upside down when he was forced to turn from simple bartender to the decider of strangers' fates%26quot;
or something. I hope that makes sense, its hard to explain in writing.
I think you should add on to your last paragraph, because it currently doesn't make a lot of sense. Actually to be honest, i have no idea what you're trying to say there. It's a very long run-on sentence. Reading it aloud to yourself will help you make the proper corrections.
Oh, and just so you don't have this error because i used to do this all the time, when referring to the female, it is fiancee. the man is the fiance.
I hope this was helpful, and good luck with your essay!How is my essay so far, feedback?
Its Ok
you need to cite the page from the quote
your Intro definitely needs to be changed-never use I in any way unless its a quote, try to make the essay interesting to read(its sounds pretty boring, and make it a bit longer.
And if you want a better chance at a good grade, them try to put your paper on the top of the pile of essays, the more papers he reads, the higher his expectations will get, so if he reads your essay first, his expectations will be lower.How is my essay so far, feedback?
Good essay. If you think you can come up with another paragraph, do it. More work, the better.How is my essay so far, feedback?
Your paper lacks focus, and you'll need citations for each quote. You will also need secondary sources to back up your claim of 'character development.' I know you may think it's simple to say that character x develops throughout the novel, but the reader doesn't know what you mean by %26quot;develops.%26quot;
Based on your quotes, I could easily make the case, %26quot;Bill Wiles remains a stagnate character throughout Velocity's plot.%26quot; Was Bill introduced as a kindly fellow who wouldn't harm a fly, but as the plot thickens, he becomes more volatile? Or does Bill make violent statements from the beginning, which other characters take as jokes, when in fact he truly is violent? At what point does Bill change? What narrative dialogue emphasizes Bill's metamorphosis from good guy to insane murderer? At this point, I'm not convinced of your premise or the evidence, backing up your conclusion. Convince me.
A discussion of the development of the character of BIlly Wiles in Dean Koontz novel “Velocity”
“Velocity” , a fast paced novel by Dean Koontz, shows drastic development of the main character, Billy Wiles throughout the novel. The way in which Koontz narrates his novel and the incidents which take place allow the reader to get a vivid insight into the mind and character of Billy. I will analyse these techniques to show how the character of Billy Wiles is developed throughout the novel.
Billy Wiles is a simple bartender who finds himself spending his time working,carpentry and visiting his comatose fiance, that is however until he finds a note, neatly typed and folded under the windscreen wipers of his car - “If you don’t take this note to the police and get them involved, I will kill a lovely blond schoolteacher somewhere in Napa County. If you do take this note to the police , I will instead kill an elderly woman active in charity work. You have six hours to decide. The choice is yours. At first he dismisses this as a prank but when he hears reports of a schoolteachers death and another note appears Billy is forced into a vicious ‘game’ with the killer.
During the opening chapters of the novel the character of Billy is quickly established as you you would expect , a simple bartender - good at listening and very friendly with the punters.
“You’re like a sponge...You take everything in....But then your a stone too....if you’re squeezed, you give nothing back”
His character is shown to take everything in although not greatly apparent at this time throughout the novel and his overall transformation this skill proves useful and it itself develops.
Is this good so far, wondering if you think is hould have anotehr paragraph in between to show the change in a general form then talk about it in detail.
Thanks in advane
BlairHow is my essay so far, feedback?
i like it.. you could add the other paragraph though :]
but good work!How is my essay so far, feedback?
Good, but don't forget to cite p. number!How is my essay so far, feedback?
essays good..
book suxHow is my essay so far, feedback?
That idea it's been done by Edgar Cayce.. did you subcosciously get the idea from him? Only with Edgar Cayce the name in store was Hughes!
Your article alot shorter.. needs more to it! Rather insufficient!How is my essay so far, feedback?
i like it great choice of diction. the only thing i would change is in the first paragraph you say %26quot;i will analyze these techniques%26quot; i was always told to not use first person while writing an essay analyzing a book. i would write something like %26quot;those techniques koontz used in his novel displays how the character of Billy Wiles is developed throughout the novel.%26quot; or something along those lines. my Ap teachers always drilled into us to not use first person when analyzing an novel in an essay. i would also lengthen the essay, and fix the syntax and organization of it.How is my essay so far, feedback?
This is pretty well written. My main criticism is that in your opening paragraph, your last sentence should be more of a thesis statement. Meaning you should find a way to tell what your paper is going to be about without actually saying %26quot;I am going to tell you about this%26quot;
%26quot;I will analyze these techniques to show how the character of Billy wiles is developed throughout the novel%26quot; is too 'this is who i am and this is what i'm doing'. you have to find a more...for lack of a better word, literary way of saying that and at the same time, introduce what your paper will be about. Take the general point of your paper and turn it into a thesis statement. Since your talking about character development, maybe have it sound something like this:
%26quot;Billy Wiles's world was turned upside down when he was forced to turn from simple bartender to the decider of strangers' fates%26quot;
or something. I hope that makes sense, its hard to explain in writing.
I think you should add on to your last paragraph, because it currently doesn't make a lot of sense. Actually to be honest, i have no idea what you're trying to say there. It's a very long run-on sentence. Reading it aloud to yourself will help you make the proper corrections.
Oh, and just so you don't have this error because i used to do this all the time, when referring to the female, it is fiancee. the man is the fiance.
I hope this was helpful, and good luck with your essay!How is my essay so far, feedback?
Its Ok
you need to cite the page from the quote
your Intro definitely needs to be changed-never use I in any way unless its a quote, try to make the essay interesting to read(its sounds pretty boring, and make it a bit longer.
And if you want a better chance at a good grade, them try to put your paper on the top of the pile of essays, the more papers he reads, the higher his expectations will get, so if he reads your essay first, his expectations will be lower.How is my essay so far, feedback?
Good essay. If you think you can come up with another paragraph, do it. More work, the better.How is my essay so far, feedback?
Your paper lacks focus, and you'll need citations for each quote. You will also need secondary sources to back up your claim of 'character development.' I know you may think it's simple to say that character x develops throughout the novel, but the reader doesn't know what you mean by %26quot;develops.%26quot;
Based on your quotes, I could easily make the case, %26quot;Bill Wiles remains a stagnate character throughout Velocity's plot.%26quot; Was Bill introduced as a kindly fellow who wouldn't harm a fly, but as the plot thickens, he becomes more volatile? Or does Bill make violent statements from the beginning, which other characters take as jokes, when in fact he truly is violent? At what point does Bill change? What narrative dialogue emphasizes Bill's metamorphosis from good guy to insane murderer? At this point, I'm not convinced of your premise or the evidence, backing up your conclusion. Convince me.
101 Ways To Annoy People?
Remember, this is for entertainment purposes only...I wouldn't do more than half these things
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write %26quot;for sensual massage.%26quot;
3. Specify that your drive-through order is %26quot;to go.%26quot;
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of %26quot;Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip...%26quot;
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. %26lt;
7. Speak only in a %26quot;robot%26quot; voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will %26quot;swipe your grub%26quot;.
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog %26quot;Dog.%26quot; 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions %26quot;to keep them tuned up.%26quot;
16. Reply to everything someone says with %26quot;that's what YOU think.%26quot;
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your %26quot;astronaut training.%26quot;
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for %26quot;violating your airspace%26quot;.
19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a %26quot;real hoot.%26quot;
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and %26quot;cc:%26quot; them to your boss.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a %26quot;spider person.%26quot;
26. Finish all your sentences with the words %26quot;in accordance with the prophesy.%26quot;
27. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and %26quot;accidentally%26quot; flip the ink cartridge across the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you %26quot;like it that way.%26quot;
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for random times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a %26quot;croaking%26quot; noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
48. Tape pieces of %26quot;Sweating to the Oldies%26quot; over climactic parts of rental movies.
49. Wear your pants backwards.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
51. Begin all your sentences with %26quot;ooh la la!%26quot;
52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
53. only type in lowercase.
54. dont use any punctuation either
55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write %26quot;X - BURIED TREASURE%26quot; in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: %26quot;Do you hear that?%26quot; %26quot;What?%26quot; %26quot;Never mind, its gone now.%26quot;
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
65. Demand that everyone address you as %26quot;Conquistador.%26quot;
66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67. When Christmas caroling, sing %26quot;Jingle Bells, Batman smells%26quot; until physically restrained.
68. Wear a cape that says %26quot;Magnificent One.%26quot;
69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
70. Stand over someone's101 Ways To Annoy People?
Ha ha
That's really funny!
I'm going to do some of them. lol
:-)101 Ways To Annoy People?
way number 71 instead of writing short simple questions, wright a book about nothing.101 Ways To Annoy People?
Aha, Something similer to this, I printed them all out and I plan to do them someday...101 Ways To Annoy People?
those are cool and funny.... hey, i already named my dog %26quot;dog%26quot; :)
i like number 20, the lysol thing
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write %26quot;for sensual massage.%26quot;
3. Specify that your drive-through order is %26quot;to go.%26quot;
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of %26quot;Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip...%26quot;
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. %26lt;
7. Speak only in a %26quot;robot%26quot; voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will %26quot;swipe your grub%26quot;.
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog %26quot;Dog.%26quot; 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions %26quot;to keep them tuned up.%26quot;
16. Reply to everything someone says with %26quot;that's what YOU think.%26quot;
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your %26quot;astronaut training.%26quot;
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for %26quot;violating your airspace%26quot;.
19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a %26quot;real hoot.%26quot;
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and %26quot;cc:%26quot; them to your boss.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a %26quot;spider person.%26quot;
26. Finish all your sentences with the words %26quot;in accordance with the prophesy.%26quot;
27. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and %26quot;accidentally%26quot; flip the ink cartridge across the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you %26quot;like it that way.%26quot;
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for random times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a %26quot;croaking%26quot; noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
48. Tape pieces of %26quot;Sweating to the Oldies%26quot; over climactic parts of rental movies.
49. Wear your pants backwards.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
51. Begin all your sentences with %26quot;ooh la la!%26quot;
52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
53. only type in lowercase.
54. dont use any punctuation either
55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write %26quot;X - BURIED TREASURE%26quot; in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: %26quot;Do you hear that?%26quot; %26quot;What?%26quot; %26quot;Never mind, its gone now.%26quot;
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
65. Demand that everyone address you as %26quot;Conquistador.%26quot;
66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67. When Christmas caroling, sing %26quot;Jingle Bells, Batman smells%26quot; until physically restrained.
68. Wear a cape that says %26quot;Magnificent One.%26quot;
69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
70. Stand over someone's101 Ways To Annoy People?
Ha ha
That's really funny!
I'm going to do some of them. lol
:-)101 Ways To Annoy People?
way number 71 instead of writing short simple questions, wright a book about nothing.101 Ways To Annoy People?
Aha, Something similer to this, I printed them all out and I plan to do them someday...101 Ways To Annoy People?
those are cool and funny.... hey, i already named my dog %26quot;dog%26quot; :)
i like number 20, the lysol thing
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